It’s because he clearly isn’t from central casting.
January 27, 2026 at 6:37 AM
It’s because he clearly isn’t from central casting.
The SUSPECT? Not the VICTIM? That would’ve been a good clarification Dana.
January 25, 2026 at 6:05 PM
The SUSPECT? Not the VICTIM? That would’ve been a good clarification Dana.
Well clearly a gang member
January 23, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Well clearly a gang member
Bet he was so mad that he was filmed fiddling and fumbling with the canister (right word?) like he couldn’t figure out how to get the pop-top off. That kind of embarrassment is crushing for men like that.
January 22, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Bet he was so mad that he was filmed fiddling and fumbling with the canister (right word?) like he couldn’t figure out how to get the pop-top off. That kind of embarrassment is crushing for men like that.
Literally zero chance he wrote, said, pronounced, or understood those words.
January 17, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Literally zero chance he wrote, said, pronounced, or understood those words.
I bet he’s torn—wants to be surrounded by shorter people for the visuals, but only feels safe guarded by the big buys.
January 11, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I bet he’s torn—wants to be surrounded by shorter people for the visuals, but only feels safe guarded by the big buys.
Def not enough stroking out these days.
January 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Def not enough stroking out these days.
And you know he’s paid big bucks to get that look. And he will keep that look because everyone hates him and no one will tell him the truth.
January 11, 2026 at 5:54 AM
And you know he’s paid big bucks to get that look. And he will keep that look because everyone hates him and no one will tell him the truth.
IKR? They are all so fucking creepy
January 11, 2026 at 5:52 AM
IKR? They are all so fucking creepy
Oh thanks Sulzbergers
January 6, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Oh thanks Sulzbergers
Huh. I sounded just like him this morning as I doom scrolled. And I heard this as a confession: yes, they are “doing” Walz or Kelly.
January 6, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Huh. I sounded just like him this morning as I doom scrolled. And I heard this as a confession: yes, they are “doing” Walz or Kelly.
To be fair I may have sounded just like a brand new anchor this morning as I scrolled. Too much shit news all tangled up who can keep it straight.
January 6, 2026 at 2:47 AM
To be fair I may have sounded just like a brand new anchor this morning as I scrolled. Too much shit news all tangled up who can keep it straight.
Because they are as bad at lying as they are bad at every damn thing.
January 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Because they are as bad at lying as they are bad at every damn thing.
At this stage maybe they won’t even argue that much, because it does not seem necessary that they do so.
January 4, 2026 at 6:17 PM
At this stage maybe they won’t even argue that much, because it does not seem necessary that they do so.
Oh excellent. Taking you into battle with me.
January 2, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Oh excellent. Taking you into battle with me.
Want to pull the covers back over my head now “it’s a secret” yeah right
December 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Want to pull the covers back over my head now “it’s a secret” yeah right
With a big pop on the p please
December 31, 2025 at 6:37 PM
With a big pop on the p please