@ldick83.bsky.social
Givin' it the side-eye, I see
February 13, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Givin' it the side-eye, I see
Shiny shiny, shiny boots of leather
February 12, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Shiny shiny, shiny boots of leather
If you ate Cheez-Its for dinner instead of that rotisserie chicken, and then did it 500,000 more times, you could buy a house.
February 11, 2026 at 5:31 AM
If you ate Cheez-Its for dinner instead of that rotisserie chicken, and then did it 500,000 more times, you could buy a house.
He's not wrong!
February 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
He's not wrong!
You look rested!
February 5, 2026 at 3:22 AM
You look rested!
Not budging on the "icons only" policy, I see
February 3, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Not budging on the "icons only" policy, I see
Fact check: Senator Wayne Morse voiced his objection to the Gulf of Tonkin Resolution after doing a sick tomahawk dunk off a trampoline in 1964.
January 26, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Fact check: Senator Wayne Morse voiced his objection to the Gulf of Tonkin Resolution after doing a sick tomahawk dunk off a trampoline in 1964.
Dang, someone got on the Real Talk Express this morning!
January 22, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Dang, someone got on the Real Talk Express this morning!
🎵Bliiiiind-ed by the goodeness!🎵
January 22, 2026 at 2:40 PM
🎵Bliiiiind-ed by the goodeness!🎵
Gonzo, did you just take a selfie at the club?
January 22, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Gonzo, did you just take a selfie at the club?
Probably around the same he ran out of masseuses willing to give him handjobs.
January 22, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Probably around the same he ran out of masseuses willing to give him handjobs.
JUST WHEN THE HELLOCOBBER SHELVE THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE...
January 19, 2026 at 4:44 PM
JUST WHEN THE HELLOCOBBER SHELVE THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE...
This has to be the babbyest babbyGonz of all
January 10, 2026 at 4:14 PM
This has to be the babbyest babbyGonz of all
I think that's gotta be, like, 30% off his behaviores report at least!
January 10, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I think that's gotta be, like, 30% off his behaviores report at least!
Hit for the cycle!
January 9, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Hit for the cycle!
Well, who else is gonna do pest control up there?!
January 6, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Well, who else is gonna do pest control up there?!
Gonzo I think you are taking the correct approach to 2026 so far.
January 5, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Gonzo I think you are taking the correct approach to 2026 so far.
Big Maduro guy, eh?
January 3, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Big Maduro guy, eh?
Let's go indeed!
January 2, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Let's go indeed!
Don't worry Gonz, we can get 'er started without ya. Just join us when you can, 'cause we will need your leadership!
January 2, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Don't worry Gonz, we can get 'er started without ya. Just join us when you can, 'cause we will need your leadership!
You sound very pretension
December 31, 2025 at 6:05 AM
You sound very pretension
Reminds me of Kate McKinnon Debette Goldry character on SNL, addressing Marion Cotillard as "Marinara Copacabana."
December 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Reminds me of Kate McKinnon Debette Goldry character on SNL, addressing Marion Cotillard as "Marinara Copacabana."