Shaw’s self checkout used to loudly announce the phone number you Ted in. Thankfully they changed that.

I wouldn’t touch those jumper cables. I have suspicions about what they were clipped to earlier.

I’m sure that Walz was measured and calm, but Trump can’t read the room well enough to know when someone is practicing the diplomatic art of saying just about anything while reaching for a rock.

There are many more verses.

If he says you don’t need OpSec he’s a fed!

If he says you don’t need OpSec he’s a fed!

If he wants you to repeat it where the chatroom won’t delete it…

If he says you don’t need OpSec he’s a fed!

To the tune of “happy and you know it “

(Not mine, looking for source.)

Stay warm little dinos

Maybe if we let them strangle *some* puppies they won’t try and blame us for shutting down the puppy strangling factory!

Both before and after I’m done with it.

We could use an update.

Which accounts for the verses so horrible, in the poem, theyre not in the star spangled banner. Given our history that’s sort of surprising.

Shoulda been a track and field team…..

Now with free cardiac stent!*

*not valid at all locations

Fun fact…colonial marines did that, and they were a force consisting of former slaves recruited by the British.

So, honestly, it was self inflicted.

What does the Prime Directive suggest we do?

Create a set of walking cut throughs to the elementary school and you’ll have a much happier set of parents.

Thanks third mom.

I seem to remember Canada pulling that off multiple times in the first administration. Among others.