My hot take is that most men don’t have impostor syndrome because most men are impostors

if I ever say I’m becoming a vegetarian I’ve been pod-peopled

I thought I had worked out for 15 mins but it was actually 8 mins what’s the fucking point

just had a really good sandwich. can’t stop thinking about her

Lord please take my plans tonight and give them to someone else

I don’t care who you are, if you schedule a 9am meeting with me I WILL be late and I WILL NOT contribute

was seriously crashing out at work and turned on the mamma mia soundtrack and was fully thriving by the time super trouper came on. nature is healing