Armand | Parody
@le-maitre.bsky.social
Complicated.
#InterviewWithTheVampire | 21+ RP | MV/Selectively MS | Books and TV Series | #Fake
#InterviewWithTheVampire | 21+ RP | MV/Selectively MS | Books and TV Series | #Fake
Alright.
Just so long as they are on the same page.
Just so long as they are on the same page.
It's different when Armand does it!
Would totally stalk for four decades 😌
December 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Alright.
Just so long as they are on the same page.
Just so long as they are on the same page.
Would totally stalk for four decades 😌
December 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Would totally stalk for four decades 😌
Might he suggest a career in graphic design? He hears it is quite lucrative.
"I suppose we do." She bows her head slowly.
Between him and Mr Russell continuously trying to get her to spare werewolves for some reason.. she'll be out of a job sometime in the future.
Between him and Mr Russell continuously trying to get her to spare werewolves for some reason.. she'll be out of a job sometime in the future.
But she never has dealt with him.
“And if you do what you do, I shall do what I do.”
The vampire smiles. Eerily at that.
“We have an understanding, I hope.”
“And if you do what you do, I shall do what I do.”
The vampire smiles. Eerily at that.
“We have an understanding, I hope.”
December 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Might he suggest a career in graphic design? He hears it is quite lucrative.
Perfect. And he thinks Lestat would appreciate it as well.
How about if she gives them to them separately?
Spending holidays with her . . . he is open to. And the “cheer” is lovely.
Might have bite his tongue if Lestat is there, though.
Might have bite his tongue if Lestat is there, though.
December 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Perfect. And he thinks Lestat would appreciate it as well.
Spending holidays with her . . . he is open to. And the “cheer” is lovely.
Might have bite his tongue if Lestat is there, though.
Might have bite his tongue if Lestat is there, though.
Leaves these for @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social and @le-maitre.bsky.social .
A little Christmas Cheer...
A little Christmas Cheer...
December 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Spending holidays with her . . . he is open to. And the “cheer” is lovely.
Might have bite his tongue if Lestat is there, though.
Might have bite his tongue if Lestat is there, though.
But she never has dealt with him.
“And if you do what you do, I shall do what I do.”
The vampire smiles. Eerily at that.
“We have an understanding, I hope.”
“And if you do what you do, I shall do what I do.”
The vampire smiles. Eerily at that.
“We have an understanding, I hope.”
"If he gets turned.. it's what I do."
He's assuming she doesn't have any experience dealing with his kind... She's been a hunter for a while.
He's assuming she doesn't have any experience dealing with his kind... She's been a hunter for a while.
She is still presuming her thoughts move faster than those of a vampire. Not likely. She is still human.
“Not at all. He knows what he wants. My concern is you threatening to ‘take care of him.’”
“Not at all. He knows what he wants. My concern is you threatening to ‘take care of him.’”
December 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
But she never has dealt with him.
“And if you do what you do, I shall do what I do.”
The vampire smiles. Eerily at that.
“We have an understanding, I hope.”
“And if you do what you do, I shall do what I do.”
The vampire smiles. Eerily at that.
“We have an understanding, I hope.”
She is still presuming her thoughts move faster than those of a vampire. Not likely. She is still human.
“Not at all. He knows what he wants. My concern is you threatening to ‘take care of him.’”
“Not at all. He knows what he wants. My concern is you threatening to ‘take care of him.’”
"So possessive. What's the matter? Afraid I might turn him against you?"
A good thing her and the stone are one, she doesn't need to reach for anything.
A good thing her and the stone are one, she doesn't need to reach for anything.
Before she can even reach for that little stone of hers, he would have her forgetting her own name.
Or.
“Touch one hair on his head, and I will make you exactly what you hate.”
Or.
“Touch one hair on his head, and I will make you exactly what you hate.”
December 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
She is still presuming her thoughts move faster than those of a vampire. Not likely. She is still human.
“Not at all. He knows what he wants. My concern is you threatening to ‘take care of him.’”
“Not at all. He knows what he wants. My concern is you threatening to ‘take care of him.’”
Before she can even reach for that little stone of hers, he would have her forgetting her own name.
Or.
“Touch one hair on his head, and I will make you exactly what you hate.”
Or.
“Touch one hair on his head, and I will make you exactly what you hate.”
If that's what he thinks.
She won’t.
December 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Before she can even reach for that little stone of hers, he would have her forgetting her own name.
Or.
“Touch one hair on his head, and I will make you exactly what you hate.”
Or.
“Touch one hair on his head, and I will make you exactly what you hate.”
She won’t.
Funny how he thinks she wouldn't
Funny how Elsa thinks she would win.
December 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
She won’t.
Yes. 😌
Armand's gonna kill his fourth grade teacher, isn't he?
December 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Yes. 😌
Funny how Elsa thinks she would win.
December 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Funny how Elsa thinks she would win.
He thinks the nickname is growing on him. That sheepish smile certainly is.
“If you are going to react like that, I am going to say those things more often.”
Daniel has always liked the monster and seemingly even more so when he acts on his behalf.
“Do you like knowing you have the power to ~
“If you are going to react like that, I am going to say those things more often.”
Daniel has always liked the monster and seemingly even more so when he acts on his behalf.
“Do you like knowing you have the power to ~
Their broken bits do compliment each other.
Maybe /too/ well. But that's fine by him.
"Gotta warn me before you say stuff like that, boss." He mumbled sheepishly.
Maybe /too/ well. But that's fine by him.
"Gotta warn me before you say stuff like that, boss." He mumbled sheepishly.
Definitely.
Though there is something broken in Armand, too.
Maybe all the broken bits fit together just right.
Though there is something broken in Armand, too.
Maybe all the broken bits fit together just right.
December 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
He thinks the nickname is growing on him. That sheepish smile certainly is.
“If you are going to react like that, I am going to say those things more often.”
Daniel has always liked the monster and seemingly even more so when he acts on his behalf.
“Do you like knowing you have the power to ~
“If you are going to react like that, I am going to say those things more often.”
Daniel has always liked the monster and seemingly even more so when he acts on his behalf.
“Do you like knowing you have the power to ~
Definitely.
Though there is something broken in Armand, too.
Maybe all the broken bits fit together just right.
Though there is something broken in Armand, too.
Maybe all the broken bits fit together just right.
He kept the kiss as long as he could. Clutching onto him tightly.
When they finally parted, gasping for air, Daniel looked somewhat sheepish.
Clearly, he liked that thought. There's definitely something wrong with him.
When they finally parted, gasping for air, Daniel looked somewhat sheepish.
Clearly, he liked that thought. There's definitely something wrong with him.
Not much catches the mind-reading vampire by surprise.
This does.
He stumbles into Daniel but is happily caught — and caught up in the kiss. He returns it eagerly, thrilled by Daniel taking the lead.
This does.
He stumbles into Daniel but is happily caught — and caught up in the kiss. He returns it eagerly, thrilled by Daniel taking the lead.
December 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Definitely.
Though there is something broken in Armand, too.
Maybe all the broken bits fit together just right.
Though there is something broken in Armand, too.
Maybe all the broken bits fit together just right.
Not much catches the mind-reading vampire by surprise.
This does.
He stumbles into Daniel but is happily caught — and caught up in the kiss. He returns it eagerly, thrilled by Daniel taking the lead.
This does.
He stumbles into Daniel but is happily caught — and caught up in the kiss. He returns it eagerly, thrilled by Daniel taking the lead.
"You'd kill someone just because I asked?"
He gazed at Armand, eyes wide. Heart pounding. A thrill running down his spine...
And then he grabbed him by the hair and dragged him into a kiss.
He gazed at Armand, eyes wide. Heart pounding. A thrill running down his spine...
And then he grabbed him by the hair and dragged him into a kiss.
He sighs.
“I will refrain. Reluctantly. But if you asked . . .”
Well. He would kill anyone Daniel asked.
“I will refrain. Reluctantly. But if you asked . . .”
Well. He would kill anyone Daniel asked.
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Not much catches the mind-reading vampire by surprise.
This does.
He stumbles into Daniel but is happily caught — and caught up in the kiss. He returns it eagerly, thrilled by Daniel taking the lead.
This does.
He stumbles into Daniel but is happily caught — and caught up in the kiss. He returns it eagerly, thrilled by Daniel taking the lead.
He sighs.
“I will refrain. Reluctantly. But if you asked . . .”
Well. He would kill anyone Daniel asked.
“I will refrain. Reluctantly. But if you asked . . .”
Well. He would kill anyone Daniel asked.
He leaned into the touch like an affectionate cat.
"Don't kill my fourth grade teacher. She's not worth the effort."
"Don't kill my fourth grade teacher. She's not worth the effort."
“Is that teacher still alive?” he asks, fixating on caressing the man’s cheek. “Might have to pay them a visit . . .”
December 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
He sighs.
“I will refrain. Reluctantly. But if you asked . . .”
Well. He would kill anyone Daniel asked.
“I will refrain. Reluctantly. But if you asked . . .”
Well. He would kill anyone Daniel asked.
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Some gifts are far too much to bear.
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December 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Some gifts are far too much to bear.
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#OC #MV/#MS #VerySelecively
#PennedByTheShenanigator
#SmutFree
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#OC #MV/#MS #VerySelecively
#PennedByTheShenanigator
#SmutFree
Seek and destroy Daniel’s fourth grade teacher . . .
December 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Seek and destroy Daniel’s fourth grade teacher . . .
“The nice part was not just doing the monstrous thing to start.”
"Then ask nicely, surely in your centuries you picked up manners somewhere?"
“Not a request.”
December 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
“The nice part was not just doing the monstrous thing to start.”
“Not a request.”
"Quite the request."
“Then perhaps you should leave before one of us does something monstrous.”
December 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
“Not a request.”
“Then perhaps you should leave before one of us does something monstrous.”
"I don't doubt you do, I've made my peace with that."
“And perhaps, we all think you are.”
December 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
“Then perhaps you should leave before one of us does something monstrous.”
Very proud of Daniel.
December 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Very proud of Daniel.
“And perhaps, we all think you are.”
"I think you're a monster."
“I think you are just species-ist.”
December 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
“And perhaps, we all think you are.”
“Is that teacher still alive?” he asks, fixating on caressing the man’s cheek. “Might have to pay them a visit . . .”
He glanced down... then smiled and squeezed the vampire's hand.
Armand makes him feel all mushy inside. It's embarrassing.
"I'm used to it, boss. People have been asking me what's wrong with me... my whole life. Was even written on my report card once."
Armand makes him feel all mushy inside. It's embarrassing.
"I'm used to it, boss. People have been asking me what's wrong with me... my whole life. Was even written on my report card once."
“I like that angle better, too.”
And he takes Daniel’s hand.
“Ignore her.”
The one who would suggest anything is wrong with him.
And he takes Daniel’s hand.
“Ignore her.”
The one who would suggest anything is wrong with him.
December 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
“Is that teacher still alive?” he asks, fixating on caressing the man’s cheek. “Might have to pay them a visit . . .”
“I think you are just species-ist.”
"For good reason."
“Just every other specifies other than your own.”
December 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
“I think you are just species-ist.”
“I like that angle better, too.”
And he takes Daniel’s hand.
“Ignore her.”
The one who would suggest anything is wrong with him.
And he takes Daniel’s hand.
“Ignore her.”
The one who would suggest anything is wrong with him.
Daniel's face turned a light shade of pink.
"Or it's proof you have bad taste." He said jokingly. "But I think I like being perfect better."
"Or it's proof you have bad taste." He said jokingly. "But I think I like being perfect better."
Armand shakes his head slowly.
“Never. Not in over five hundred years. Is that evidence enough of perfection?”
“Never. Not in over five hundred years. Is that evidence enough of perfection?”
December 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
“I like that angle better, too.”
And he takes Daniel’s hand.
“Ignore her.”
The one who would suggest anything is wrong with him.
And he takes Daniel’s hand.
“Ignore her.”
The one who would suggest anything is wrong with him.