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le-rose.bsky.social
charlotte
@le-rose.bsky.social
writer, programmer, wife.

finally made it.
christmas dinner, who’s bring what?

i’ve got the homemade eggnog.
December 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
this is so freaking cool. i can’t wait to be one of the first to register a .meow
Lmao it hasn't been an hour and a half and we're already at 4%
Hey! Hi! Hello!

Our Kickstarter is... (drumroll, if you please) LIVE!

You can find it riiiiight

here: kickstarter.dotmeow.org

But what IS .meow?

Well!

Let us explain... with video!
December 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Reposted by charlotte
Reminder! New trilogy!
Straight trans rep!
Plural rep!
Useless transbian rep!
Antimonarchist revolutionary uprisings fueled by technological progress and urbanization
Dragons!
HEY HEY YOU YOU I'VE GOT A NEW TRILOGY OUT AND IT'S ON SALE NOW

YOU CAN ALSO GET ALL MY OTHER FANTASY STUFF IN THE BUNDLE

YOU SHOULD GET IT

AND SIGNAL BOOST

SO THE FANTASY NERDS IN YOUR FRIEND GROUP GET NEW BOOKS TO READ

BC YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD FRIEND

ALSO SMART AND SEXY

itch.io/s/175443/ver...
December 19, 2025 at 11:43 AM
me: you know, it’s our thousandth sleepover!
her: …we’re married?
me: yeah! and everyday has been just as fun.

#wlw #mushy #imadork
December 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i'm just a fox, i'm not built for capitalism
December 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
buying gold for when everything crashes kinda feels like buying seaside property for when the water rises. what am i supposed to do with this shiny metal? i can’t eat it.
December 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
me when i’m a fox
December 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
the puddle pokémon: type — fire, ice
December 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
just mistook a frozen yogurt place for an ice cream place. i think im in the bad place.
December 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
i have never wanted anything more than this
Kristen Stewart says she is "open" to a twilight sequel "As long as Edward transitions"

(Source: tinyurl.com/bdkb78aj)
December 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
anime inventing new branches of mathematics to predict the exact moment when another person walks into the room to put the sketchiest scenes in otherwise innocuous shows
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
what has never helped me lose weight: strict diets

what has helped me: look, it doesn’t actually matter what you do to your food as long as you get the healthy stuff in you. if putting chocolate into everything lets you finish a portion of lentils, that’s healthy. don’t stress. better comes later.
December 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
furry in the sense i need deworming
December 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
im in my “professional economic game of chicken” part of my life where i run at the brick wall of “can’t afford rent” until i get a job at the last possible second.
December 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
it’s 9:30 at night, what are you doing making doughnuts?
December 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
despite its name, you won’t find nary a jalapeño in chile.
December 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
i have no basis to believe this, in fact, all evidence points to the opposite.

but i think we’re going to be okay.
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
pluribus is so good. i love the little ways the show looks like a comedy from the other pov vs carol’s nightmare scenario.
December 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
some of yall never thanked the bus driver and it shows
December 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
torn between refusing to let the world crush my hope and yelling “more weight!”
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
the giant alien with a spy glass hovering over mckinney:
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
our dog the moment she realizes we blocked off all the paths she used to tunnel under the fence:
a man is jumping over a brick wall in front of a building .
Alt: a man is jumping over a brick wall almost three times his own height
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
- so what’d you do today?
- got beat up by a teenager.
- again?
- yeah, but this time it wasn’t my fault. they had god on their side

random conversation between pokémon rangers
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
to any aspiring voice actress’s/actors, i have a great idea
Hey just so you know Amazon decided to give us an AI ENGLISH DUB of Banana Fish instead of actually hiring real voice actors
it is fucking hot garbage
#bananafish #anime
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 AM