little do yall know i've been in a memory care home too

Quick Break:

This is a satire account. I don't post much on it. You can call it a punching bag account if you want; McConnell won't be @leadermcconnell for a whole lot longer. My notifications seem to indicate this is the way to go for it.

Politically I'm the opposite end from our dear turtle.

back in my day i used to get all the fat girls

thank god that idiot from florida pulled out of something for once

had to reboot

ve this sweet gig being a pain in Joes ass

If I convicted the president in 2020 I wouldn't ha

I think I have some of them robots following me

ahyup