leaf
leaffwitch.bsky.social
leaf
@leaffwitch.bsky.social
games and books and emo music
he’s a 10 but his sex playlist is 100% weird al yankovic
July 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
me too
April 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
just sitting here doing eyeliner and getting mad about the ideological insincerity of the american dream in our hypercapitalist oligarchy
April 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
i didn’t attend the protests today because i was asleep, but i want to contribute to the cause. which resistance-oriented entities should i donate to for this? #protests #handsoff
April 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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modern life is too complicated. I want to go live in a hut in the woods. with fibre internet.
April 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
hot girl hedgehog dilemma anthem
April 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
this is really cool, but also: do we think he has insane bladder control or is he doing the people-who-attend-times-square-NYE strategy?
April 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
delighted to announce that my basket of mental conditions disappeared overnight and i am now Totally Fine 🥳
April 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
today we’re all supposed to find someone named April and benignly fuck with them, right?
April 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
due to immense societal pressure to do so, i have lasered my cooch
April 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
due to immense societal pressure to do so, i have bathed
April 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
brother what
March 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
yea i like tiny silverware and carry around earplugs in case i get overwhelmed but my cat prefers drinking stagnant water out of a vase over his nice filtered fountain so which one of us is the real weirdo here
March 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Once these Let Billions Suffer voters see how gruesome letting billions suffer gets they will surely come crawling back to the Let Millions Suffer party and we’ll finally be able to win elections without catering to those troublesome Nobody Should Suffer radicals
March 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
“i feel anxious about my incomplete tasks at work”

proceeds to fuck around on the internet for 3 hours
March 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
taking edibles and eating taco bell at 3am is a lot more pleasant than crumpling into a ball and sobbing at 3am
March 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
it’s 54 degrees and the birds are screaming to be fucked; spring is almost here
February 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
idk how my mind finds it reasonable to simultaneously believe that no one ever thinks about me and also everyone is mad at me but my god it is fully convinced
February 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
political cartoons that label their concepts are so boomer
February 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
easier to stay cool for phase 2 of a hard boss fight when you’ve had a divorce and rushed your dying cat to the emergency vet
February 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
are the dark souls games way easier than i remember or have i just experienced enough life traumas that video games don’t make me nervous anymore
February 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
the secret to time dilation is bad standup comedy
December 12, 2024 at 4:04 AM
the things i miss the most about neopets are:
- the giant omelette
- advent calendar (this was how i learned the word advent)
- bastardized mahjong
December 3, 2024 at 11:43 PM
my pc was erroring so i cleaned an ungodly amount of dust and cat hair out of it and now it’s erroring in a different way. how fun
December 3, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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rich was an extraordinary artist. he had such a unique perspective and an unparalleled eye for composition. he was always kind, giving, and had a gracious spirit. rich was someone who i deeply respected and admired. (1/5)
December 3, 2024 at 9:03 PM