Every now and then I hear Annette Bening’s voice in my head saying “Get the rage on the page, Women”.

How did I get this old without knowing that Robert Plant was the guy fronting the Honeydrippers?

Does anyone know if it’s possible to take hostages not by force, but with the promise of delicious baked goods? I mean,if the hostages clean my oven first?

I went to see my therapist today and it’s starting to look like there’s no other alternative. I have to finish my book. *dejected sigh*

Okay, I’m just going to go ahead and say it, I don’t think my new therapist is going to solve anything. I have an appt tomorrow, so I’m going to try and steer things in a better direction, but my mental health might be entirely up to just me from here on out. Time to come up with a cunning plan…

I’ve spent all day thinking it was Wednesday.

If my old therapist were here right now, she’d be telling me to participate more, and I hate that shit. But I’ll do it anyway, just for her. Does anyone have any favourite fairy tales? I’d like to hear about them if you do.

I’m not great at learning new social media platforms, but let’s give this a try.