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Leaky Wheal
@leakywheal.bsky.social
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A human with a renewed appreciation for sandwiches
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@usrepjimmypanetta.bsky.social
Why won't Rep Panetta commit to #abolishICE?
February 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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The bumpy snailfish needs your help. They made their public debut just last year. Now the MAGA gov is threatening their ecosystem with plans to sell previously protected offshore regions for oil + gas drilling.

Deadline to comment is today, Fri Jan 23, 11:59pm EST.
saveourshores.org/drilling/
A pink, bumpy fish with spikey fins and blue eyes poses for the camera in the Monterey Submarine Canyon. It looks like they're smiling.
January 23, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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They showed us how to orcanize. Now they need our help. The MAGA gov plans to sell our once protected coastal regions to fossil fuel corporations for offshore oil + gas drilling. Let's stop them.

Deadline to comment is today, Fri Jan 23, 11:59pm EST.
saveourshores.org/drilling/
Orcas breach the ocean surface in the foreground. A yacht sinks in the background.
January 23, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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Sea turtles are already super stressed by plastics pollution + climate change. Offshore regions may soon be up for sale to fossil fuel corporations for oil + gas drilling. Use your voice.
#protectOurCoasts

Deadline to comment is today, Fri Jan 23, 11:59pm EST.
www.regulations.gov/commenton/BO...
A couple of very small loggerhead sea turtle hatchlings hang out on a Florida beach.
January 23, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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Manatees can't type. Give them a hand. Protect our oceans from offshore oil + gas drilling. We don't need another Deepwater Horizon.
#noNewLeases #stopOffshoreDrilling

Deadline to comment is Fri Jan 23, 11:59pm EST.
sharkstewards.org/tell-boem-no...
A couple of manatees floating in Gulf Coast waters. It looks like one is kissing the other on the cheek.
January 23, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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Unlike Pinocchio his nose shrinks with every lie.
#jdVance #jdVanceLies
January 22, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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Greetings from Año Nuevo! The MAGA gov is threatening our coasts. They want to sell offshore regions for oil + gas drilling. Pls politely tell them to fuck off.

Deadline to comment Fri Jan 23, 11:59pm EST: www.regulations.gov/commenton/BO...
A young elephant seal hangs out on a California beach. He's large and roundish but doesn't appear to have maxed out at the 4500lbs/2300kg of a full grown male.
January 22, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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This charming flapjack octopus needs help. Pls tell the MAGA gov not to sell our coastal regions for offshore oil + gas drilling. Fossil fuels put fragile ocean ecosystems, including flapjack habitats, at risk.

Deadline to comment Fri Jan 23, 11:59pm EST: www.regulations.gov/commenton/BO...
A refreshingly orange flapjack octopus hangs out on the California ocean floor. They're giving "adorable" and an overall impression of 😊.
January 22, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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Learn more about what's at stake: www.surfrider.org/news/trump-a...

#noNewLeases #protectOurCoasts #stopOffshoreDrilling
A couple of California sea otters pose for their photographer. They're likely parent and pup. So fluffy, damp, and very cute.
January 22, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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Tomorrow, Fri Jan 23, 11:59pm EST
is the deadline for public comments on the MAGA gov's plan to open protected coastal regions to oil + gas drilling. Threatened areas are off the coasts of California, the Gulf of Mexico, + Alaska.

Protect our coasts: www.regulations.gov/commenton/BO...
A map of the lower 48 states and the regions at risk for offshore oil and gas drilling with the dates they're up for sale. Northern CA - 2029, Central CA - 2027, 2029, Southern CA - 2027, 2029, 2030. Gulf of Mexico Program Area A: TX, LA, MS, AL - 2027, 2028, 2029, 2030, 2031. Gulf of Mexico Program Area B: Far from the shores of the FL panhandle - 2029, 2030. The areas in Program A are much closer to coastlines than FL regions. A map of the areas around Alaska at risk for offshore oil and gas drilling with the dates they're up for sale. 2026 - Beaufort Sea; 2028 - Chukchi Sea; 2030 - Gulf of AK, Kodiak, Shumagin, St. George Basin, Navarin Basin, Norton Basin, Hope Basin, High Arctic, (Chukchi Sea + Beaufort Sea, remaining areas); 2031 - Aleutian Arc, Bowers Basin, Aleutian Basin, St. Matthew-Hall; Cook Inlet - 2027, 2028, 2029, 2030, 2031.
January 22, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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Of all the lewks 4 suits her best.
1. Stealth Karen
2. Karen
3. Labios carnosos corazón vacío
4. Nuremberg defendant cosplay
#impeachNoem
#abolishICE
A Kristi Noem photo array: 1. SD state rep Noem's official portrait 2. Her congressional portrait – the one w/the asymmetrical haircut 3. DHS Sec Noem – she has full lips and an empty heart 4. Defendant Noem cosplaying Hermann Göring at the Nuremberg trials – her face is grafted on to his
January 15, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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Another reason to boycott Target — Bovino turds everywhere.
#boycottTarget
#arrestBovino
#abolishICE
An image in the style of a Target weekly print ad. Under the bullseye logo the text reads "Bovino turds everywhere. Avoid the stink. Boycott Target." The background is a photo of Border Patrol Chud Supreme Gregory Bovino with his cohort of thugs/turds post deuce dropping in a Minnesota Target store.
January 14, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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Unlike Pinocchio it's the lips that grow when she lies
#Noem #NoemLies
Peak criming era DHS Sec Kristi Noem with very large lying lips
January 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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Happy Holidays BS!
And thank you @thehobo.bsky.social for reminding us there’s a world out there full of potted meats and various supposedly edible ingredients encased in gelatin/aspic, along with a community of exquisite weirdos who appreciate such wonders.
December 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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"Chuck Chuck for FS" generated in the typeface of a recently successful mayoral campaign on the East Coast of the US. The letters are mustard yellow against a royal blue background. "Chuck Chuck" is in large serifed caps with a cranberry red unfeathered drop shadow. The remaining text is also in caps but much smaller without serifs or drop shadows.
December 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Does Mark Cuban have a bunker like the other ones? Because sometimes...
"Ça Ira" generated in the Zohran Mamdani mayoral campaign typeface. The letters are mustard yellow against a royal blue background. They're in large serifed caps with a cranberry red unfeathered drop shadow. The phrase is from a song made popular in late C18 France.
December 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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"Fight Club for people not profits" generated in the typeface of a recently successful mayoral campaign on the East Coast of the US. The letters are mustard yellow against a royal blue background. "Fight Club" is in large serifed caps with a cranberry red unfeathered drop shadow. The remaining text is also in caps but much smaller without serifs or drop shadows.
November 26, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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Walk the walk
"Fight Club for people not profits" generated in the typeface of a recently successful mayoral campaign on the East Coast of the US. The letters are mustard yellow against a royal blue background. "Fight Club" is in large serifed caps with a cranberry red unfeathered drop shadow. The remaining text is also in caps but much smaller without serifs or drop shadows.
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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"Fight Club for people not profits" generated in the typeface of a recently successful mayoral campaign on the East Coast of the US. The letters are mustard yellow against a royal blue background. "Fight Club" is in large serifed caps with a cranberry red unfeathered drop shadow. The remaining text is also in caps but much smaller without serifs or drop shadows.
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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Walk the walk
"Fight Club for people not profits" generated in the typeface of a recently successful mayoral campaign on the East Coast of the US. The letters are mustard yellow against a royal blue background. "Fight Club" is in large serifed caps with a cranberry red unfeathered drop shadow. The remaining text is also in caps but much smaller without serifs or drop shadows.
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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"Fight Club for people not profits" generated in the typeface of a recently successful mayoral campaign on the East Coast of the US. The letters are mustard yellow against a royal blue background. "Fight Club" is in large serifed caps with a cranberry red unfeathered drop shadow. The remaining text is also in caps but much smaller without serifs or drop shadows.
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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"Primaries for Corporate Democrats" generated in the Zohran Mamdani mayoral campaign typeface. The letters are mustard yellow against a royal blue background. "Primaries" is in large serifed caps with a cranberry red unfeathered drop shadow. The remaining text is also in caps but much smaller without serifs or drop shadows.
November 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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"Primaries for Corporate Democrats" generated in the Zohran Mamdani mayoral campaign typeface. The letters are mustard yellow against a royal blue background. "Primaries" is in large serifed caps with a cranberry red unfeathered drop shadow. The remaining text is also in caps but much smaller without serifs or drop shadows.
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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"Primaries for Corporate Democrats" generated in the Zohran Mamdani mayoral campaign typeface. The letters are mustard yellow against a royal blue background. "Primaries" is in large serifed caps with a cranberry red unfeathered drop shadow. The remaining text is also in caps but much smaller without serifs or drop shadows.
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Who wore it better?
Miss Piggy wears a navy blue suit and a white cravat tied in a floppy bow. Her curly blond hair glistens in the sunlight. Her open mouth reveals a pink, heart-shaped tongue that's the same color as her eye shadow. The image is a still from the 1984 musical comedy-drama The Muppets Take Manhattan. JD Vance, from the hairy JD meme, wears a navy blue suit, cornflower shirt, and magenta necktie. His curly brown hair descends to the top of his shoulders. He has a brown beard, along with the snout and ears of a pig (on loan from Miss Piggy).
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM