Kids will destroy every bit of your pride - and then want you to make sure there’s no monsters under their beds. The whiplash is real.

@patmcafeeshow.bsky.social, when are you planning on making this right? Why did you talk about someone’s daughter this way?

Save your money. They get expensive again quickly. (Sports, car insurance, etc)

Car payment?
Gas?
Insurance?
Medical costs?
Like, be serious.

I think it’s one of the tests they do when they draw 561 vials of blood at your first visit. But, it might just be rubella, cause German measles are BAD for baby in utero.

When you have a larger than average family (4 kids), vacation rentals are necessary for anything longer than an overnight stay. Otherwise, it’s two hotel rooms, and the cost to eat out is prohibitive. I appreciate having the choice.

Typical cat - what’s mine is mine and what’s yours is mine too. Until I tire of it.

I may have fallen asleep during an extended prayer one Sunday. 🤣

I’m overly cautious. I report every unusual email as phishing. Someone in the cybersecurity office in my district hates me. 🤣🤣

I also do the same thing on the yearly ethics quiz. Everything’s an ethics violation. 😀

I have a student who has over 40 tardies (on top of her 15 absences), and her mom just can’t understand why she’s struggling with reading. Well, ma’am, your child has missed her reading intervention time 55 of the 100 days they’ve met.

I think kids GAIN energy from being outside. 😂

My class has recess that ends a full hour before dismissal starts, and the line is usually 10-15 deep when we’re coming in.