Ian Heaton
@learphollach.bsky.social
Exiled docker's son from Bootle. #LivUni #Pharmacology grad, married to Sinéad, Dad to Seán and Sid 🐶. Found somewhere on the left. #Techie #Italophile #Depressed and don't even need Liverpool for that #Paddystinian #LFC
📍Damhliag, Éire, baile ón mbaile
📍Damhliag, Éire, baile ón mbaile
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When I was younger I always wanted a girlfriend from the Wirral, but coming from Bootle the river was always a bit of a barrier. I just wanted to be like Billy Joel and have an Upton girl.
Nina Carberry: stick to riding.
December 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Nina Carberry: stick to riding.
I don't watch #Imacelebrity but the only that was missing tonight was a dog.
November 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I don't watch #Imacelebrity but the only that was missing tonight was a dog.
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Agree or disagree?
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Agree or disagree?
Go to get an envelope for the missus and bollix of a son put the sound back on. He'll never fuckin learn.
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Go to get an envelope for the missus and bollix of a son put the sound back on. He'll never fuckin learn.
Didn't last 3 minutes before muting it.
November 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Didn't last 3 minutes before muting it.
That Newcastle jersey gets on my nerves, it feels like there's 10 outfield goalkeepers.
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
That Newcastle jersey gets on my nerves, it feels like there's 10 outfield goalkeepers.
I thought Everton fans 'go the game'. There's shit loads of empty seats.
November 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I thought Everton fans 'go the game'. There's shit loads of empty seats.
Here's one thing no one has mentioned: it's a World Cup season. Either the players can't be arsed trying as not to get injured, or they're just playing that badly they don't want to be picked to go to the USA. #LFC
November 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Here's one thing no one has mentioned: it's a World Cup season. Either the players can't be arsed trying as not to get injured, or they're just playing that badly they don't want to be picked to go to the USA. #LFC
Is it just me? Or is Cloudflare the biggest pile of shite, ever?! I've only been in some sort of visual presence of it lately, and it keeps failing on me.
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Is it just me? Or is Cloudflare the biggest pile of shite, ever?! I've only been in some sort of visual presence of it lately, and it keeps failing on me.
At least I can say two of the goals weren't my fault.
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
At least I can say two of the goals weren't my fault.
Is it as bad as it looks?
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Is it as bad as it looks?
Started watching the game, concede penalty and go 1-0 down. Lad passing me off moaning so I fucked off upstairs. Go back down and we go 2-1 down. FML. I feel bad enough as it is.
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Started watching the game, concede penalty and go 1-0 down. Lad passing me off moaning so I fucked off upstairs. Go back down and we go 2-1 down. FML. I feel bad enough as it is.
Lock the bollix up.
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Lock the bollix up.
He's just jealous he didn't have a black one inside him. Still holds the grudge?
Rattled Reform UK leader Nigel Farage has tonight "categorically" denied allegations of racism at his top private school.
Rattled Reform leader Nigel Farage responds to racism allegations
www.mirror.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
He's just jealous he didn't have a black one inside him. Still holds the grudge?
I honestly would have bought Schick over Isak.
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I honestly would have bought Schick over Isak.
Just watching yer man on #IrishPaintMagic on @tg4.bsky.social and I always find his paintings very dark. Never seen him do a bright one yet. It's a wonder he doesn't go off on one like the artist in #TheFastShow.
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Just watching yer man on #IrishPaintMagic on @tg4.bsky.social and I always find his paintings very dark. Never seen him do a bright one yet. It's a wonder he doesn't go off on one like the artist in #TheFastShow.
When I was younger I always wanted a girlfriend from the Wirral, but coming from Bootle the river was always a bit of a barrier. I just wanted to be like Billy Joel and have an Upton girl.
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
When I was younger I always wanted a girlfriend from the Wirral, but coming from Bootle the river was always a bit of a barrier. I just wanted to be like Billy Joel and have an Upton girl.
I can't believe I got out of bed for that today.
November 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I can't believe I got out of bed for that today.
If any of this is on Slot, I feel that a lot of it is down to him not having his family with him. That's bound to cause tension.
November 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
If any of this is on Slot, I feel that a lot of it is down to him not having his family with him. That's bound to cause tension.
Is someone tracking John Henry's plane yet?
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Is someone tracking John Henry's plane yet?
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❤️❤️YNWA ❤️❤️ #lfc
Gerry & The Pacemakers - You'll Never Walk Alone [Official Video]
YouTube video by Gerry Pacemakers
www.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
❤️❤️YNWA ❤️❤️ #lfc
Woy, where are you? 🤣
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Woy, where are you? 🤣
One positive is that 'only' Liverpool lost today and not my horses as well.
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
One positive is that 'only' Liverpool lost today and not my horses as well.
Were Núñez and Jota the only ones with any real fight in them?
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Were Núñez and Jota the only ones with any real fight in them?
I think I've got to a point now.
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I think I've got to a point now.