Heath
@leasthesfunny.bsky.social
I’ll say this about anti climaxes,
I’ve yet to be kissed under a mistletoe, but a homeless gentleman did just spit on me under a Eucalyptus Tree
December 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I’ve yet to be kissed under a mistletoe, but a homeless gentleman did just spit on me under a Eucalyptus Tree
Spicing up our sexts with a Christmas theme went about as well as I could have hoped
December 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Spicing up our sexts with a Christmas theme went about as well as I could have hoped
The biggest question I have coming out of HOME ALONE 2 is just how in the fuck this guy was able to meet all of the criteria
December 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The biggest question I have coming out of HOME ALONE 2 is just how in the fuck this guy was able to meet all of the criteria
BREAKING: Trailer leak confirms Professor Paul Hunham will return in AVENGERS DOOMSDAY #HappyHoldoversChristmas
December 21, 2025 at 7:18 AM
BREAKING: Trailer leak confirms Professor Paul Hunham will return in AVENGERS DOOMSDAY #HappyHoldoversChristmas
Now Watching: My new Christmas Movie tradition
December 21, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Now Watching: My new Christmas Movie tradition
Not one kid at this birthday party believed that Rumi from K Pop Demon Hunters hair was my natural hair, and it was very hurtful. One little girl even told me that I “have no hair”… you can see me laugh at that statement, but inside, I was dying 😢
December 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Not one kid at this birthday party believed that Rumi from K Pop Demon Hunters hair was my natural hair, and it was very hurtful. One little girl even told me that I “have no hair”… you can see me laugh at that statement, but inside, I was dying 😢
Show me how your 2025 went.
December 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Show me how your 2025 went.
I submit this fairly recent photo with my sister in Adelaide as proof that I sometimes do in fact look directly at the camera when smiling
December 15, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I submit this fairly recent photo with my sister in Adelaide as proof that I sometimes do in fact look directly at the camera when smiling
Due to a mixture of travel & respectful restraint, I have been quiet on yesterdays proceedings. I am just so desperately sad for ALL children & innocents murdered by ghouls who cower behind ideological, racial, religious, & political extremism. Bless those souls & bless beautiful little Matilda
December 15, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Due to a mixture of travel & respectful restraint, I have been quiet on yesterdays proceedings. I am just so desperately sad for ALL children & innocents murdered by ghouls who cower behind ideological, racial, religious, & political extremism. Bless those souls & bless beautiful little Matilda
A little known fact is that James L Brooks was being literal in 1997 when he told us this would be AS GOOD AS IT GETS
December 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
A little known fact is that James L Brooks was being literal in 1997 when he told us this would be AS GOOD AS IT GETS
How did I handle it when I contracted Covid while in Adelaide a couple weeks back you ask? Like a real man’s man dammit…
December 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM
How did I handle it when I contracted Covid while in Adelaide a couple weeks back you ask? Like a real man’s man dammit…
Everybodies a comedian 😢
December 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Everybodies a comedian 😢
I’m fine with the Under 16’s Social Media Ban in Australia as a safeguard for kids, but my 14 year old alt isn’t
December 10, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I’m fine with the Under 16’s Social Media Ban in Australia as a safeguard for kids, but my 14 year old alt isn’t
Best Xmas Movies Are:
Batman Returns
Long Kiss Goodnight
Planes Trains Automobiles
Die Hard
Home Alone 1/2
Gremlins
Bridget Jones
The Holdovers
Scrooged
Trading Places
Nightmare Before Christmas
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Edward ✂️🙌🏻
Christmas Vacation
Love Actually
Bad Santa
Happiest Season
Eyes Wide Shut 😂
Batman Returns
Long Kiss Goodnight
Planes Trains Automobiles
Die Hard
Home Alone 1/2
Gremlins
Bridget Jones
The Holdovers
Scrooged
Trading Places
Nightmare Before Christmas
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Edward ✂️🙌🏻
Christmas Vacation
Love Actually
Bad Santa
Happiest Season
Eyes Wide Shut 😂
December 10, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Best Xmas Movies Are:
Batman Returns
Long Kiss Goodnight
Planes Trains Automobiles
Die Hard
Home Alone 1/2
Gremlins
Bridget Jones
The Holdovers
Scrooged
Trading Places
Nightmare Before Christmas
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Edward ✂️🙌🏻
Christmas Vacation
Love Actually
Bad Santa
Happiest Season
Eyes Wide Shut 😂
Batman Returns
Long Kiss Goodnight
Planes Trains Automobiles
Die Hard
Home Alone 1/2
Gremlins
Bridget Jones
The Holdovers
Scrooged
Trading Places
Nightmare Before Christmas
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Edward ✂️🙌🏻
Christmas Vacation
Love Actually
Bad Santa
Happiest Season
Eyes Wide Shut 😂
The social media ban for Under 16s comes into effect in Australia today, and you know what that means… in person bullying is finally back in Australian schools, baby!!! 🥹🥳🎉🍾 #auspol
December 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The social media ban for Under 16s comes into effect in Australia today, and you know what that means… in person bullying is finally back in Australian schools, baby!!! 🥹🥳🎉🍾 #auspol
Tried to let last nights date down easily, so I adopted the same delicate approach as Quentin Tarantino when assessing Paul Dano’s performance in THERE WILL BE BLOOD
December 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Tried to let last nights date down easily, so I adopted the same delicate approach as Quentin Tarantino when assessing Paul Dano’s performance in THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Hey girl, what if we kissed at the HAMNET truck 🛻
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Hey girl, what if we kissed at the HAMNET truck 🛻
AFL Draft, The First Ashes Test, & WICKED: FOR GOOD… huge week for this ultra alpha, beer swilling, musical adoring, jock sport tragic theatre nerd who cries far too easily at movies
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
AFL Draft, The First Ashes Test, & WICKED: FOR GOOD… huge week for this ultra alpha, beer swilling, musical adoring, jock sport tragic theatre nerd who cries far too easily at movies
Grand Uncle Heath (yes, the Grand thing depresses me too 👴🏻) hitting up some of SA’s best picnic spots with the little guys
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Grand Uncle Heath (yes, the Grand thing depresses me too 👴🏻) hitting up some of SA’s best picnic spots with the little guys
Years ago, I was in this really sad place where I thought that having a drink or two before going out made me better company in social scenarios… now I’m in a place where I know it’s 8-12 drinks
October 29, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Years ago, I was in this really sad place where I thought that having a drink or two before going out made me better company in social scenarios… now I’m in a place where I know it’s 8-12 drinks
Just changed my autistic twins names to Tyler & Noel 🥰
September 25, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Just changed my autistic twins names to Tyler & Noel 🥰
Latin is such a difficult language to learn, I can’t read it aloud without accidentally summoning up some demon from hell. This guy Pazuzu won’t leave 🙄
September 25, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Latin is such a difficult language to learn, I can’t read it aloud without accidentally summoning up some demon from hell. This guy Pazuzu won’t leave 🙄
Well sweetie, you see what happened was, when you were a wee little baby, your mum’s yoga instructor and a girl I once snorted cocaine off of a nightclub toilet with both posted Instagram reels telling us that vaccines caused autism. Anywho, i’m sorry again that those legs of yours don't work 😬🤷🏻♂️
September 25, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Well sweetie, you see what happened was, when you were a wee little baby, your mum’s yoga instructor and a girl I once snorted cocaine off of a nightclub toilet with both posted Instagram reels telling us that vaccines caused autism. Anywho, i’m sorry again that those legs of yours don't work 😬🤷🏻♂️
BREAKING: Heath is finally putting some effort into his Letterboxd account. So please follow if you swim in those waters boxd.it/5sxnz
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September 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
BREAKING: Heath is finally putting some effort into his Letterboxd account. So please follow if you swim in those waters boxd.it/5sxnz