Matt
@leastimcreative.bsky.social
Doom scrolling Lvl 5
Also Os, Commies, UVA, Caps, Hammers. Dogs too.
We're all so, so cooked.
Also Os, Commies, UVA, Caps, Hammers. Dogs too.
We're all so, so cooked.
This guy wants to make it happen so bad
December 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This guy wants to make it happen so bad
Rage? I don’t quite see it
December 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Rage? I don’t quite see it
Still can’t believe this one
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Still can’t believe this one
Mike Johnson, the cable guy
November 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Mike Johnson, the cable guy
Pretty sure she avoided it by dying
September 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Pretty sure she avoided it by dying
Counterpoint: no he fucking hasn’t
September 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Counterpoint: no he fucking hasn’t
@thepressbox.bsky.social how long must a silence be held before it can be considered broken? Thought it was a few weeks, but maybe just a couple of rain-delay-extended quarters?
September 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
@thepressbox.bsky.social how long must a silence be held before it can be considered broken? Thought it was a few weeks, but maybe just a couple of rain-delay-extended quarters?
“Bikers” lol they’re all on schwinns! Yes, this is the top story today. Not Russia increasing attacks, not him calling for the release of an election tamperer, definitely not Epstein. But the band of unarmed bicyclists!
August 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“Bikers” lol they’re all on schwinns! Yes, this is the top story today. Not Russia increasing attacks, not him calling for the release of an election tamperer, definitely not Epstein. But the band of unarmed bicyclists!
“Yea yea yea, sure, whatever whatever I gotta get to this thing. Yea Russia can’t do that yep nope. Crimea? Sure sure yep. Alright bye now. Bye.”
August 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
“Yea yea yea, sure, whatever whatever I gotta get to this thing. Yea Russia can’t do that yep nope. Crimea? Sure sure yep. Alright bye now. Bye.”
This is what NYTimes felt was most important and best captured public concern on August 10th, 2025
August 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
This is what NYTimes felt was most important and best captured public concern on August 10th, 2025
I’ve never understood a headline less. Time to learn some cricket
July 26, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I’ve never understood a headline less. Time to learn some cricket
It’s gonna be so funny and depressing when we all get a check in the mail for 34 cents that cost $4.50 to print and send
July 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
It’s gonna be so funny and depressing when we all get a check in the mail for 34 cents that cost $4.50 to print and send
When you get too drunk playing Risk, move all your pieces to Greenland and Kansas, throw up on your closest ally, and let your shifty uncle take over the board in two rolls of the dice
July 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
When you get too drunk playing Risk, move all your pieces to Greenland and Kansas, throw up on your closest ally, and let your shifty uncle take over the board in two rolls of the dice
When you try to stop doom scrolling but the doom scrolls you
June 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
When you try to stop doom scrolling but the doom scrolls you
Those incompetent assholes turning UVA into this
June 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Those incompetent assholes turning UVA into this
President Concepts-of-a-Plan at it again.
June 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
President Concepts-of-a-Plan at it again.
Sitting around the card table: I like Greg, but he is SO GOOD AT POKER. How can anyone “tell” IF HES BLUFFING. I have NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING OR HOW THIS WORKS. Deal the damn cards!!!
The art of the deal.
The art of the deal.
June 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Sitting around the card table: I like Greg, but he is SO GOOD AT POKER. How can anyone “tell” IF HES BLUFFING. I have NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING OR HOW THIS WORKS. Deal the damn cards!!!
The art of the deal.
The art of the deal.
ESPN completely missing the point that sports are something to collectively talk about, not form a personal vacuum around
May 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
ESPN completely missing the point that sports are something to collectively talk about, not form a personal vacuum around
High crimes against fonts to boot
May 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
High crimes against fonts to boot