leave them kids alone!
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capitalism
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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Anyway we did it! We watched all the Jurassic park movies.
two men are sitting next to each other and one of them is saying we did have an irresponsible amount of fun
Alt: two men are sitting next to each other and one of them is saying “we did have an irresponsible amount of fun” and they are Michael Sheen and David Tennant. The later is speaking.
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November 23, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Anyway we did it! We watched all the Jurassic park movies.
Okay well that was thrilling
There weren’t any trembling puddles tho so that bit’s a bit disappointing
There weren’t any trembling puddles tho so that bit’s a bit disappointing
November 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Okay well that was thrilling
There weren’t any trembling puddles tho so that bit’s a bit disappointing
There weren’t any trembling puddles tho so that bit’s a bit disappointing
husband, impersonating the large mating herbivore dinosaurs: “c’mon dear, let’s go to the bedroom, I’m going to f*ck both your brains out. The one in your tail and the one in your head.” 😆😆😆
November 23, 2025 at 7:25 AM
husband, impersonating the large mating herbivore dinosaurs: “c’mon dear, let’s go to the bedroom, I’m going to f*ck both your brains out. The one in your tail and the one in your head.” 😆😆😆
So in the last 30 years we’ve progressed from killing off the token black guy (rip Samuel Jackson’s character, you deserved better) to killing off the token queer person? I knew it was a bad sign I didn’t know that person’s name ☹️
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 AM
So in the last 30 years we’ve progressed from killing off the token black guy (rip Samuel Jackson’s character, you deserved better) to killing off the token queer person? I knew it was a bad sign I didn’t know that person’s name ☹️
Also that one guy is like the love child of Liam Nissan and the human embodiment of annoyance
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Also that one guy is like the love child of Liam Nissan and the human embodiment of annoyance
Anyway I may have had too much wine to live-skeet this movie. Time will tell.
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Anyway I may have had too much wine to live-skeet this movie. Time will tell.
Not that it isn’t good! It’s just taking me a moment to become accustomed to it.
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Not that it isn’t good! It’s just taking me a moment to become accustomed to it.
so far it’s odd that jbayleaf has an American accent
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 AM
so far it’s odd that jbayleaf has an American accent
We managed to miss the Jonathan Bailey in slutty little glasses movie in theatres but now it’s on streaming so we’re finally watching it!
November 23, 2025 at 6:07 AM
We managed to miss the Jonathan Bailey in slutty little glasses movie in theatres but now it’s on streaming so we’re finally watching it!
YAY LEGO! 😄
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
YAY LEGO! 😄
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ready to house people, you say?
ready to house people, you say?
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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ready to house people, you say?
ready to house people, you say?
Do you know of any places you think might be better?
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Do you know of any places you think might be better?
I’ve heard Belgium or Ireland are good spots, do you know if that is accurate?
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November 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I’ve heard Belgium or Ireland are good spots, do you know if that is accurate?
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15 y o: “you wouldn’t!”
me: “watch me! 💁🏻”
*meanwhile both of us struggling to speak because we’re laughing so hard 😆😆
me: “watch me! 💁🏻”
*meanwhile both of us struggling to speak because we’re laughing so hard 😆😆
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 AM
15 y o: “you wouldn’t!”
me: “watch me! 💁🏻”
*meanwhile both of us struggling to speak because we’re laughing so hard 😆😆
me: “watch me! 💁🏻”
*meanwhile both of us struggling to speak because we’re laughing so hard 😆😆
me I guess 🤷🏻
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 AM
me I guess 🤷🏻