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November 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Okay well that was thrilling

There weren’t any trembling puddles tho so that bit’s a bit disappointing
November 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
husband, impersonating the large mating herbivore dinosaurs: “c’mon dear, let’s go to the bedroom, I’m going to f*ck both your brains out. The one in your tail and the one in your head.” 😆😆😆
November 23, 2025 at 7:25 AM
So in the last 30 years we’ve progressed from killing off the token black guy (rip Samuel Jackson’s character, you deserved better) to killing off the token queer person? I knew it was a bad sign I didn’t know that person’s name ☹️
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Also that one guy is like the love child of Liam Nissan and the human embodiment of annoyance
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Anyway I may have had too much wine to live-skeet this movie. Time will tell.
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Not that it isn’t good! It’s just taking me a moment to become accustomed to it.
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 AM
so far it’s odd that jbayleaf has an American accent
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 AM
We managed to miss the Jonathan Bailey in slutty little glasses movie in theatres but now it’s on streaming so we’re finally watching it!
November 23, 2025 at 6:07 AM
YAY LEGO! 😄
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
👀

ready to house people, you say?
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Do you know of any places you think might be better?
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’ve heard Belgium or Ireland are good spots, do you know if that is accurate?
🇧🇪🤷🏻🇮🇪
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
15 y o: “you wouldn’t!”

me: “watch me! 💁🏻”

*meanwhile both of us struggling to speak because we’re laughing so hard 😆😆
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 AM
me I guess 🤷🏻
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 AM