Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody
@lebriseurderegles.bsky.social
Нυѕвand. Ғaтнer. Rυle-вreaĸer. Vaмpιre.
R̶o̶c̶k̶s̶t̶a̶r̶.
21+ #SmutlessRP
#InterviewWithTheVampire #TheVampireLestat
MV/Selectively MS | #Fake
R̶o̶c̶k̶s̶t̶a̶r̶.
21+ #SmutlessRP
#InterviewWithTheVampire #TheVampireLestat
MV/Selectively MS | #Fake
Pinned
a woman in a suit stands in front of a sign that says amc
ALT: a woman in a suit stands in front of a sign that says amc
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"Ι aм тнe Vaмpιre Leѕтaт. Ι'м ιммorтal мore or leѕѕ. Тнe lιgнт oғ тнe ѕυn, тнe ѕυѕтaιned нeaт oғ an ιnтenѕe ғιre -- тнeѕe тнιngѕ мιgнт deѕтroy мe. Вυт тнen agaιn, тнey мιgнт noт."
~ 21+ #SmutFree RP (sorry, darlings)
~ #InterviewWithTheVampire #TheVampireLestat
~ MV/Selectively MS
~ 21+ #SmutFree RP (sorry, darlings)
~ #InterviewWithTheVampire #TheVampireLestat
~ MV/Selectively MS
Well, there is /that/. But he was not referring to simply feeding.
“Do I have to sign a contract?” he jokes. “You are going to start sounding like my lawyer.”
“Do I have to sign a contract?” he jokes. “You are going to start sounding like my lawyer.”
Pun. Intended.
She holds out her hand.
"So, should we hammer out the details?"
She holds out her hand.
"So, should we hammer out the details?"
Well, yes. They do.
But they definitely leave their mark if she knows where to look.
But they definitely leave their mark if she knows where to look.
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Well, there is /that/. But he was not referring to simply feeding.
“Do I have to sign a contract?” he jokes. “You are going to start sounding like my lawyer.”
“Do I have to sign a contract?” he jokes. “You are going to start sounding like my lawyer.”
Well, yes. They do.
But they definitely leave their mark if she knows where to look.
But they definitely leave their mark if she knows where to look.
Noisy? Wouldn't they want to fly under the radar so to speak?
Especially if she is adding his kind to her watchlist.
They can be rather noisy.
They can be rather noisy.
November 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Well, yes. They do.
But they definitely leave their mark if she knows where to look.
But they definitely leave their mark if she knows where to look.
“Beauty is a savage garden.”
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
“Beauty is a savage garden.”
// I hate when I find typos/rogue autocorrects in replies.
Gimme an edit button.
Because that’s too much to change lol
Gimme an edit button.
Because that’s too much to change lol
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
// I hate when I find typos/rogue autocorrects in replies.
Gimme an edit button.
Because that’s too much to change lol
Gimme an edit button.
Because that’s too much to change lol
As much as Lestat likes to think Louis wanted the Gift, the other vampire always liked to complain about what Lestat “took” from him.
Perhaps another reason he is so paranoid about /knowing/ what Daniel wants.
And the question certainly gives him an indication.
The vampire smirks.
“Ahh, Daniel~
Perhaps another reason he is so paranoid about /knowing/ what Daniel wants.
And the question certainly gives him an indication.
The vampire smirks.
“Ahh, Daniel~
While he's not going to bring up the ex when he's being brought out to dinner, (he's not THAT much of an idiot) he couldn't help but think back to that other coffin. It hadn't looked super comfortable. God, Louis liked to suffer.
Forcibly shoving that thought from his mind, he nodded.
"So, ━
Forcibly shoving that thought from his mind, he nodded.
"So, ━
His lips curls slightly in amusement.
“It is comfortable, but I make it so. Pillows do wonders. Our strength depletes as even the strength of mortals does. Not feeding frequently enough does that, but we also need to rejuvenate in complete darkness. I suppose a room without windows or with good ~
“It is comfortable, but I make it so. Pillows do wonders. Our strength depletes as even the strength of mortals does. Not feeding frequently enough does that, but we also need to rejuvenate in complete darkness. I suppose a room without windows or with good ~
November 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
As much as Lestat likes to think Louis wanted the Gift, the other vampire always liked to complain about what Lestat “took” from him.
Perhaps another reason he is so paranoid about /knowing/ what Daniel wants.
And the question certainly gives him an indication.
The vampire smirks.
“Ahh, Daniel~
Perhaps another reason he is so paranoid about /knowing/ what Daniel wants.
And the question certainly gives him an indication.
The vampire smirks.
“Ahh, Daniel~
// Claudia is not there in this thread.
Is it okay if I reply in a different way?
Is it okay if I reply in a different way?
“ I I can’t wake Claudia .” She said panicking and patting her grandchild’s face
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
// Claudia is not there in this thread.
Is it okay if I reply in a different way?
Is it okay if I reply in a different way?
His lips curls slightly in amusement.
“It is comfortable, but I make it so. Pillows do wonders. Our strength depletes as even the strength of mortals does. Not feeding frequently enough does that, but we also need to rejuvenate in complete darkness. I suppose a room without windows or with good ~
“It is comfortable, but I make it so. Pillows do wonders. Our strength depletes as even the strength of mortals does. Not feeding frequently enough does that, but we also need to rejuvenate in complete darkness. I suppose a room without windows or with good ~
He rolled his eyes dramatically in response to the wink, shaking his head.
"Maybe you should have given me a shirt that said 'if lost, return to Lestat.'" He joked, hand starting to tap against the coffin.
"There are always a million things on my mind," he said with a shrug.
But that ━
"Maybe you should have given me a shirt that said 'if lost, return to Lestat.'" He joked, hand starting to tap against the coffin.
"There are always a million things on my mind," he said with a shrug.
But that ━
Lestat responds to the whistle with an overly dramatic bow.
“Just in case one of us wanders off and gets lost,” he replies with a playful wink.
The vampire joins the man over by the coffin and notes his hand upon it.
“I do not need to read your mind to know there are a million things on ~
“Just in case one of us wanders off and gets lost,” he replies with a playful wink.
The vampire joins the man over by the coffin and notes his hand upon it.
“I do not need to read your mind to know there are a million things on ~
November 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
His lips curls slightly in amusement.
“It is comfortable, but I make it so. Pillows do wonders. Our strength depletes as even the strength of mortals does. Not feeding frequently enough does that, but we also need to rejuvenate in complete darkness. I suppose a room without windows or with good ~
“It is comfortable, but I make it so. Pillows do wonders. Our strength depletes as even the strength of mortals does. Not feeding frequently enough does that, but we also need to rejuvenate in complete darkness. I suppose a room without windows or with good ~
Lestat responds to the whistle with an overly dramatic bow.
“Just in case one of us wanders off and gets lost,” he replies with a playful wink.
The vampire joins the man over by the coffin and notes his hand upon it.
“I do not need to read your mind to know there are a million things on ~
“Just in case one of us wanders off and gets lost,” he replies with a playful wink.
The vampire joins the man over by the coffin and notes his hand upon it.
“I do not need to read your mind to know there are a million things on ~
"Yeah? Good enough?"
Daniel leaned against the coffin, hands resting on the lid while he waited for the vampire to get dressed.
It was a lot fancier than the other coffin he'd seen. He found himself curious about, well, lots of things. How comfortable was it? How was it possible for more than ━
Daniel leaned against the coffin, hands resting on the lid while he waited for the vampire to get dressed.
It was a lot fancier than the other coffin he'd seen. He found himself curious about, well, lots of things. How comfortable was it? How was it possible for more than ━
Lestat enjoys watching — even steals a glance over his shoulder when Daniel seems entranced by the coffin.
He wonders if he is pondering his own possible future as a vampire.
This vampire enjoys watching even more when Daniel unceremoniously changes right in front of him. He even makes a show ~
He wonders if he is pondering his own possible future as a vampire.
This vampire enjoys watching even more when Daniel unceremoniously changes right in front of him. He even makes a show ~
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Lestat responds to the whistle with an overly dramatic bow.
“Just in case one of us wanders off and gets lost,” he replies with a playful wink.
The vampire joins the man over by the coffin and notes his hand upon it.
“I do not need to read your mind to know there are a million things on ~
“Just in case one of us wanders off and gets lost,” he replies with a playful wink.
The vampire joins the man over by the coffin and notes his hand upon it.
“I do not need to read your mind to know there are a million things on ~
// Haven’t forgotten actual replies. Been 😴
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
// Haven’t forgotten actual replies. Been 😴
Is here and ready to be lavished with attention.
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Is here and ready to be lavished with attention.
Lestat enjoys watching — even steals a glance over his shoulder when Daniel seems entranced by the coffin.
He wonders if he is pondering his own possible future as a vampire.
This vampire enjoys watching even more when Daniel unceremoniously changes right in front of him. He even makes a show ~
He wonders if he is pondering his own possible future as a vampire.
This vampire enjoys watching even more when Daniel unceremoniously changes right in front of him. He even makes a show ~
His breath caught in his throat.
Lestat's words made him feel strange. Almost... gooey? As if he might just melt then and there and the vampire would be stuck with a puddle of Daniel.
It was obvious since he didn't say anything in response, he was tongue-tied. He just followed as he was tugged ━
Lestat's words made him feel strange. Almost... gooey? As if he might just melt then and there and the vampire would be stuck with a puddle of Daniel.
It was obvious since he didn't say anything in response, he was tongue-tied. He just followed as he was tugged ━
Lestat nods as he steps closer, cupping the man’s cheek.
“Don’t do a thing to those curls.”
He adores them. Wild and unruly.
Then, the vampire takes Daniel by the hand and leads him towards his bedroom — normal except the coffin placed there in lieu of a bed.
He opens a wardrobe and pulls ~
“Don’t do a thing to those curls.”
He adores them. Wild and unruly.
Then, the vampire takes Daniel by the hand and leads him towards his bedroom — normal except the coffin placed there in lieu of a bed.
He opens a wardrobe and pulls ~
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Lestat enjoys watching — even steals a glance over his shoulder when Daniel seems entranced by the coffin.
He wonders if he is pondering his own possible future as a vampire.
This vampire enjoys watching even more when Daniel unceremoniously changes right in front of him. He even makes a show ~
He wonders if he is pondering his own possible future as a vampire.
This vampire enjoys watching even more when Daniel unceremoniously changes right in front of him. He even makes a show ~
“I am French.”
Vampires.
Again.
What the hell-
Didn't he made a treaty with Transilvania to not deal with this?!?
Again.
What the hell-
Didn't he made a treaty with Transilvania to not deal with this?!?
November 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“I am French.”
Lestat sighs dramatically.
And gets searching.
And gets searching.
He should probably hurry, though.
She's frightening the mortals by staring at them.
She's frightening the mortals by staring at them.
*grumbles because it’s true*
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Lestat sighs dramatically.
And gets searching.
And gets searching.
*grumbles because it’s true*
He'll carry her if it's close enough to sunrise!
She knows he will!
She knows he will!
The she will also find it funny walking alllll the way back to their townhouse.
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
*grumbles because it’s true*
The she will also find it funny walking alllll the way back to their townhouse.
She'll find that VERY funny when he finds her.
But then, she's a giggly drunk. Everything's funny.
But then, she's a giggly drunk. Everything's funny.
Were he able to get into her mind, he would find her easily.
He supposes wandering New Orleans is his only option.
He supposes wandering New Orleans is his only option.
November 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The she will also find it funny walking alllll the way back to their townhouse.
Were he able to get into her mind, he would find her easily.
He supposes wandering New Orleans is his only option.
He supposes wandering New Orleans is his only option.
Probably for the best.
She's /very/ lost right now. But she's having a good time!
She's /very/ lost right now. But she's having a good time!
He will come pick her up before dawn.
November 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Were he able to get into her mind, he would find her easily.
He supposes wandering New Orleans is his only option.
He supposes wandering New Orleans is his only option.
He will come pick her up before dawn.
Maybe!
Hopefully!
Hopefully!
Seems so.
Will she be able to stumble back home?
Will she be able to stumble back home?
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
He will come pick her up before dawn.
Seems so.
Will she be able to stumble back home?
Will she be able to stumble back home?
So much wine in their blood!
Someone got Claudia drunk.
November 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Seems so.
Will she be able to stumble back home?
Will she be able to stumble back home?
Someone got Claudia drunk.
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Someone got Claudia drunk.
Thanksgiving is a nice delivery man.
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Thanksgiving is a nice delivery man.
Lestat nods as he steps closer, cupping the man’s cheek.
“Don’t do a thing to those curls.”
He adores them. Wild and unruly.
Then, the vampire takes Daniel by the hand and leads him towards his bedroom — normal except the coffin placed there in lieu of a bed.
He opens a wardrobe and pulls ~
“Don’t do a thing to those curls.”
He adores them. Wild and unruly.
Then, the vampire takes Daniel by the hand and leads him towards his bedroom — normal except the coffin placed there in lieu of a bed.
He opens a wardrobe and pulls ~
Daniel nodded, running his fingers through his hair a few times.
All he did was make it more messy. It would take him some time to be presentable.
"Yeah. Pick for me." He agreed, after considering for a moment.
It'd be easier than trying to figure out what was dressy enough.
All he did was make it more messy. It would take him some time to be presentable.
"Yeah. Pick for me." He agreed, after considering for a moment.
It'd be easier than trying to figure out what was dressy enough.
Lestat tilts his head slightly.
“You are handsome as you are,” he declares. “But I think we both could stand to get freshened up.”
He has a fancy place in mind.
“You are welcome to borrow anything of mine. I can choose for you, if you like.”
“You are handsome as you are,” he declares. “But I think we both could stand to get freshened up.”
He has a fancy place in mind.
“You are welcome to borrow anything of mine. I can choose for you, if you like.”
November 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Lestat nods as he steps closer, cupping the man’s cheek.
“Don’t do a thing to those curls.”
He adores them. Wild and unruly.
Then, the vampire takes Daniel by the hand and leads him towards his bedroom — normal except the coffin placed there in lieu of a bed.
He opens a wardrobe and pulls ~
“Don’t do a thing to those curls.”
He adores them. Wild and unruly.
Then, the vampire takes Daniel by the hand and leads him towards his bedroom — normal except the coffin placed there in lieu of a bed.
He opens a wardrobe and pulls ~
Lestat tilts his head slightly.
“You are handsome as you are,” he declares. “But I think we both could stand to get freshened up.”
He has a fancy place in mind.
“You are welcome to borrow anything of mine. I can choose for you, if you like.”
“You are handsome as you are,” he declares. “But I think we both could stand to get freshened up.”
He has a fancy place in mind.
“You are welcome to borrow anything of mine. I can choose for you, if you like.”
A nice thought for another time. One of those things that Daniel would enjoy, but would stubbornly pretend not to.
"You want me to try and clean up or is it fine the way I am?"
Look, he's basically a raccoon that Lestat found in a dumpster and has now decided to keep. But he can try to be ━
"You want me to try and clean up or is it fine the way I am?"
Look, he's basically a raccoon that Lestat found in a dumpster and has now decided to keep. But he can try to be ━
He would likely get so frustrated that he would step in to help him.
Lestat reads everything … including cookbooks he does not need.
“Naturally,” he agrees. “I did issue the invitation.”
Lestat reads everything … including cookbooks he does not need.
“Naturally,” he agrees. “I did issue the invitation.”
November 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Lestat tilts his head slightly.
“You are handsome as you are,” he declares. “But I think we both could stand to get freshened up.”
He has a fancy place in mind.
“You are welcome to borrow anything of mine. I can choose for you, if you like.”
“You are handsome as you are,” he declares. “But I think we both could stand to get freshened up.”
He has a fancy place in mind.
“You are welcome to borrow anything of mine. I can choose for you, if you like.”
// Lestat: takes Daniel to fancy restaurants.
Armand: Gives Daniel stale crackers.
Daniel @ Armand 😍
Armand: Gives Daniel stale crackers.
Daniel @ Armand 😍
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
// Lestat: takes Daniel to fancy restaurants.
Armand: Gives Daniel stale crackers.
Daniel @ Armand 😍
Armand: Gives Daniel stale crackers.
Daniel @ Armand 😍
His raccoon. 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
His raccoon. 🥰
Lestat grumbles.
Frankly, he /is/ all of those things he called Claudia.
But he has a good heart, too, and can be generous when he wishes to be.
“I will not deny that we are alike. Good and bad.”
Frankly, he /is/ all of those things he called Claudia.
But he has a good heart, too, and can be generous when he wishes to be.
“I will not deny that we are alike. Good and bad.”
@lebriseurderegles.bsky.social “ I am not !! I’m your daughter so everything you said about me might as well be true for you. Louis and grand mere say I’m just like you!” She said sticking out her tongue at Lestat .
a man standing in front of a lamp with the words heedless disagreeable obnoxious repellent
ALT: a man standing in front of a lamp with the words heedless disagreeable obnoxious repellent
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November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Lestat grumbles.
Frankly, he /is/ all of those things he called Claudia.
But he has a good heart, too, and can be generous when he wishes to be.
“I will not deny that we are alike. Good and bad.”
Frankly, he /is/ all of those things he called Claudia.
But he has a good heart, too, and can be generous when he wishes to be.
“I will not deny that we are alike. Good and bad.”