Alec
lect.bsky.social
Alec
@lect.bsky.social
The terminally online MPH
Stake ad on the fortune cookie fortune lol go fuck yourself
July 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Throwing out the low peace sign to the left and giving the nod to the other guy on a Lime scooter going the opposite way
June 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Elon really freaked those mfs out
April 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
It's gonna be so sick when they start making everything in America and it's all even shittier than products from Cambodia/Vietnam/China lol
April 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Scottsdale is hell lmao
March 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Today for my birthday I brought mozzarella sticks to work
March 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Was just diagnosed with a "bone island" and I can't stop laughing about it lol

🦴🏝️😎🍹🌞
February 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Did Rodgers just do the Elon jump??
January 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I turned off Snapchat notifications because they were getting out of hand and they started EMAILING me my notifications? Lose my number bro
December 14, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Yellow lives matter?
December 6, 2024 at 10:28 PM
At least his wife can probably afford the massive hospital bill she will be getting 🙏🏼
BREAKING: UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was fatally shot in New York City Wednesday morning, the NYPD said bloom.bg/4f5Ieou
December 4, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Alright my shit no longer says invalid user name lets goooo time to post
December 3, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Noooo I posted a snapchat story for the first time in forever and now an old (very close) friend remembered that I exist and started including me again on her dozen+ snap videos per day of her babies, each of which she also puts on her story!! 😖
October 13, 2023 at 6:28 PM
I love to receive a "gentle reminder" email. Like, tysm for making it gentle I was about to pull out my gun and defend myself
September 29, 2023 at 8:11 PM
Sheesh, name checks out hey?
September 22, 2023 at 11:41 PM
Things seem to be going good over there. Huge if true
September 19, 2023 at 8:20 PM
Gotta be honest, I think Lauren B*eb*rt would be a fun date.
September 19, 2023 at 2:38 AM
Oppenheimer gave me brain damage. But in a good way. I think
August 10, 2023 at 3:42 PM