lee (is also freaking out about everything)
@leejpg.bsky.social
i like animal crossing & hot soups.
told you.
April 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
told you.
everyone knows this is a giant insider trading crime, right?
okay. good. i guess.
okay. good. i guess.
April 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
everyone knows this is a giant insider trading crime, right?
okay. good. i guess.
okay. good. i guess.
i have been avoiding bsky because i got skylight beta 2 weeks ago & felt like an undeserving loser. no sarcasm.
April 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
i have been avoiding bsky because i got skylight beta 2 weeks ago & felt like an undeserving loser. no sarcasm.
(in therapy)
45% of things i can & have done i enjoy but am not good at.
45% of the things i can & have done i can’t stand but i’m good at.
10% of the things i can & have done i enjoy & i’m super good at it!
“focus on the 10%…”
gotcha buddy, i must live indoors & eat.
“oh shit. yeah.”
45% of things i can & have done i enjoy but am not good at.
45% of the things i can & have done i can’t stand but i’m good at.
10% of the things i can & have done i enjoy & i’m super good at it!
“focus on the 10%…”
gotcha buddy, i must live indoors & eat.
“oh shit. yeah.”
March 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
(in therapy)
45% of things i can & have done i enjoy but am not good at.
45% of the things i can & have done i can’t stand but i’m good at.
10% of the things i can & have done i enjoy & i’m super good at it!
“focus on the 10%…”
gotcha buddy, i must live indoors & eat.
“oh shit. yeah.”
45% of things i can & have done i enjoy but am not good at.
45% of the things i can & have done i can’t stand but i’m good at.
10% of the things i can & have done i enjoy & i’m super good at it!
“focus on the 10%…”
gotcha buddy, i must live indoors & eat.
“oh shit. yeah.”
“it’s okay to ask for help!”
okay, can you help me figure out why this happened & how i can fix it? i can provide—
“oh GOD no.”
cool cool.
okay, can you help me figure out why this happened & how i can fix it? i can provide—
“oh GOD no.”
cool cool.
March 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
“it’s okay to ask for help!”
okay, can you help me figure out why this happened & how i can fix it? i can provide—
“oh GOD no.”
cool cool.
okay, can you help me figure out why this happened & how i can fix it? i can provide—
“oh GOD no.”
cool cool.
roses are red, NPR reports facts
'Segregated facilities' are no longer explicitly banned in federal contracts
The Trump administration cut a clause from federal contracting rules that had been on the books since the 1960s: Companies are no longer explicitly prohibited from having segregated facilities.
www.npr.org
March 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
roses are red, NPR reports facts
software update iOS 32.4.7 will be installed tonight.
read more…
update prevents current randomized starlink laser attacks, intermittent cloaking side button permissions, “I before E, except after C” rule application, wallet expansion to hold 4 escape merits, fixes glurpfrog bugs for glink7 users
read more…
update prevents current randomized starlink laser attacks, intermittent cloaking side button permissions, “I before E, except after C” rule application, wallet expansion to hold 4 escape merits, fixes glurpfrog bugs for glink7 users
March 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
software update iOS 32.4.7 will be installed tonight.
read more…
update prevents current randomized starlink laser attacks, intermittent cloaking side button permissions, “I before E, except after C” rule application, wallet expansion to hold 4 escape merits, fixes glurpfrog bugs for glink7 users
read more…
update prevents current randomized starlink laser attacks, intermittent cloaking side button permissions, “I before E, except after C” rule application, wallet expansion to hold 4 escape merits, fixes glurpfrog bugs for glink7 users
the new bullshit apple AI autocorrect has turned “hannaford” into “hanna ford” enough times that she is now our mysterious drug dealer.
March 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
the new bullshit apple AI autocorrect has turned “hannaford” into “hanna ford” enough times that she is now our mysterious drug dealer.
RBLA
domestic raw bat 72.
imported raw bat MP.
raw ackee 57.
random smallgoods 38. / 75.
raw milk (10 oz) 48.
raw milk (6 oz) 24.
(meyer lemon to curdle +12.)
today’s house special “the syndrome”
sannakji fried rice, fermentation +72 hours 78.
dessert
deconstructed raw strawberry rhubarb 28.
domestic raw bat 72.
imported raw bat MP.
raw ackee 57.
random smallgoods 38. / 75.
raw milk (10 oz) 48.
raw milk (6 oz) 24.
(meyer lemon to curdle +12.)
today’s house special “the syndrome”
sannakji fried rice, fermentation +72 hours 78.
dessert
deconstructed raw strawberry rhubarb 28.
remember when everyone got ripshit at gavin newsom for eating at the french laundry during year one of COVID?
next on “oh fuck it’s gavin newsom’s podcast” gov newsom sits down with jared kushner to talk about weird habits of gay middle easterners live from the new raw bat restaurant in los altos!
next on “oh fuck it’s gavin newsom’s podcast” gov newsom sits down with jared kushner to talk about weird habits of gay middle easterners live from the new raw bat restaurant in los altos!
March 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
RBLA
domestic raw bat 72.
imported raw bat MP.
raw ackee 57.
random smallgoods 38. / 75.
raw milk (10 oz) 48.
raw milk (6 oz) 24.
(meyer lemon to curdle +12.)
today’s house special “the syndrome”
sannakji fried rice, fermentation +72 hours 78.
dessert
deconstructed raw strawberry rhubarb 28.
domestic raw bat 72.
imported raw bat MP.
raw ackee 57.
random smallgoods 38. / 75.
raw milk (10 oz) 48.
raw milk (6 oz) 24.
(meyer lemon to curdle +12.)
today’s house special “the syndrome”
sannakji fried rice, fermentation +72 hours 78.
dessert
deconstructed raw strawberry rhubarb 28.
remember when everyone got ripshit at gavin newsom for eating at the french laundry during year one of COVID?
next on “oh fuck it’s gavin newsom’s podcast” gov newsom sits down with jared kushner to talk about weird habits of gay middle easterners live from the new raw bat restaurant in los altos!
next on “oh fuck it’s gavin newsom’s podcast” gov newsom sits down with jared kushner to talk about weird habits of gay middle easterners live from the new raw bat restaurant in los altos!
March 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
remember when everyone got ripshit at gavin newsom for eating at the french laundry during year one of COVID?
next on “oh fuck it’s gavin newsom’s podcast” gov newsom sits down with jared kushner to talk about weird habits of gay middle easterners live from the new raw bat restaurant in los altos!
next on “oh fuck it’s gavin newsom’s podcast” gov newsom sits down with jared kushner to talk about weird habits of gay middle easterners live from the new raw bat restaurant in los altos!
i honestly feel bad for the “disappointed cricket fan” meme guy every time i watch this facist have to listen to a question.
March 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
i honestly feel bad for the “disappointed cricket fan” meme guy every time i watch this facist have to listen to a question.
i have no one to talk about resilient jenkins with. NO. ONE. if you know what i’m talking about (& are not a nazi) pls leave a warm to hot take below. someone’s gotta be out there.
🗣️ 9:00-PS5
🗣️ 9:00-PS5
March 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
i have no one to talk about resilient jenkins with. NO. ONE. if you know what i’m talking about (& are not a nazi) pls leave a warm to hot take below. someone’s gotta be out there.
🗣️ 9:00-PS5
🗣️ 9:00-PS5
i posted some babbling on stories today & a couple friends were like “omg you look amazing!”
yeah, that’s called human interaction with people outside of my home in a place i had no risk of being screamed at by a jerk & also new lip balm & exfoliator stick tysm.
yeah, that’s called human interaction with people outside of my home in a place i had no risk of being screamed at by a jerk & also new lip balm & exfoliator stick tysm.
March 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
i posted some babbling on stories today & a couple friends were like “omg you look amazing!”
yeah, that’s called human interaction with people outside of my home in a place i had no risk of being screamed at by a jerk & also new lip balm & exfoliator stick tysm.
yeah, that’s called human interaction with people outside of my home in a place i had no risk of being screamed at by a jerk & also new lip balm & exfoliator stick tysm.
someone has unblocked me & i suggest you re-block me post fuckin haste.
March 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
someone has unblocked me & i suggest you re-block me post fuckin haste.
why did bsky start verifying accounts in 2025?
A) impersonation
B) criminal activity
C) the app needed income
D) zionist corn chip
A) impersonation
B) criminal activity
C) the app needed income
D) zionist corn chip
March 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
why did bsky start verifying accounts in 2025?
A) impersonation
B) criminal activity
C) the app needed income
D) zionist corn chip
A) impersonation
B) criminal activity
C) the app needed income
D) zionist corn chip
i like garbage snack foods as much as the next fuckwad but the brands can keep their circle jerk on threads.
March 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i like garbage snack foods as much as the next fuckwad but the brands can keep their circle jerk on threads.
new england turns this shit into a 7 day weekend every year.
where’s joey?
his great great great great grandma was from county cork.
so he’ll be out all week then?
(to be read in the tone you most relate to)
where’s joey?
his great great great great grandma was from county cork.
so he’ll be out all week then?
(to be read in the tone you most relate to)
March 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
new england turns this shit into a 7 day weekend every year.
where’s joey?
his great great great great grandma was from county cork.
so he’ll be out all week then?
(to be read in the tone you most relate to)
where’s joey?
his great great great great grandma was from county cork.
so he’ll be out all week then?
(to be read in the tone you most relate to)
“HOW ARE YOU EATING RIGHT NOW?!” is something you should NEVER ask a woman (unless she was declared dead over an hour ago by a mortician or medical professional licensed to do so).
March 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
“HOW ARE YOU EATING RIGHT NOW?!” is something you should NEVER ask a woman (unless she was declared dead over an hour ago by a mortician or medical professional licensed to do so).
actually half irish please don’t.
March 17, 2025 at 11:49 AM
actually half irish please don’t.
some of my family lives in maine (not just me). last year my dad who is white (but has a wacky accent, he was waiting on a tow in a parking lot) was held by a maine state trooper for over 90 min because his drivers license “wasn’t enough”. now they’re deputizing these racist creeps as ICE agents.
March 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
some of my family lives in maine (not just me). last year my dad who is white (but has a wacky accent, he was waiting on a tow in a parking lot) was held by a maine state trooper for over 90 min because his drivers license “wasn’t enough”. now they’re deputizing these racist creeps as ICE agents.
me: i wrote & co-created a thing, i can prove it.
meta: that’s cool, pls upload it as your intellectual property.
me: okay, no more strikes, right?
meta: no more.
me: uploaded!
meta: COPYRIGHT STRIKE!
meta: that’s cool, pls upload it as your intellectual property.
me: okay, no more strikes, right?
meta: no more.
me: uploaded!
meta: COPYRIGHT STRIKE!
March 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
me: i wrote & co-created a thing, i can prove it.
meta: that’s cool, pls upload it as your intellectual property.
me: okay, no more strikes, right?
meta: no more.
me: uploaded!
meta: COPYRIGHT STRIKE!
meta: that’s cool, pls upload it as your intellectual property.
me: okay, no more strikes, right?
meta: no more.
me: uploaded!
meta: COPYRIGHT STRIKE!
lol no hiking or 🍄. weather did not hold. caffeine & petty gossip/society talk that we both DESPERATELY NEED (turning emotional).
March 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
lol no hiking or 🍄. weather did not hold. caffeine & petty gossip/society talk that we both DESPERATELY NEED (turning emotional).
an old friend is in town & we are going to microdose 🍄 & walk around (dogless) in the woods & enjoy nature & talking.
after making all the plans we cut our 🍄 down to nearly nothing because of the amount of complaints filed about men on the trails following/harassing/etc. female facing people.
after making all the plans we cut our 🍄 down to nearly nothing because of the amount of complaints filed about men on the trails following/harassing/etc. female facing people.
March 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
an old friend is in town & we are going to microdose 🍄 & walk around (dogless) in the woods & enjoy nature & talking.
after making all the plans we cut our 🍄 down to nearly nothing because of the amount of complaints filed about men on the trails following/harassing/etc. female facing people.
after making all the plans we cut our 🍄 down to nearly nothing because of the amount of complaints filed about men on the trails following/harassing/etc. female facing people.
“angus king?! must be a mis— ohmyfuckinggod”
March 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
“angus king?! must be a mis— ohmyfuckinggod”