The correct pronunciation is ENvelope and if you say AHNvelope I will slap your British wanna be ass across the face

I love when a text is sent that leads to a QR code. Like bitch you sent this to my phone. How do you want me to scan it?

Today from my kids high school: "Dear Parents and Guardians, Please check your email for an important message from (school) regarding..." And that's literally all the message says. And then the email has a link which leads to a message about some dumbass survey they want my kid to fill out.

Soup, salad, and breadsticks all day, every day

Also of note in this conference about health is the man who is not moving but somehow so sweaty that he has to get out his forehead rag and wipe himself down right there on national TV

I had it when I was 12 and I can confirm - I felt I was dying for weeks. It went beyond just scratchiness. I was physically ill like I've never been before or since.

@actualnames.bsky.social

@actualnames.bsky.social

100%. "I'm not able to share details right now, but I am requesting prayer for (vague individual or group of people)" is not a request for prayer but a request for attention. What do they think will happen? "Dear Jesus, please save...non-specific person."

Meet the idiots who are even bigger idiots than you thought

At least one entire episode was taken up with Taylor being mad at all the other women for not commenting on some post of hers, and of course her mom involved herself in it for some reason