What up Bluesky. It's been awhile. I hope y'all have the day you deserve, because, for most of y'all, that's a pretty awesome day.
November 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
What up Bluesky. It's been awhile. I hope y'all have the day you deserve, because, for most of y'all, that's a pretty awesome day.
The Internet has everyone using three fake names anyway for security reasons. So... You won't call someone by their chosen name because....?
March 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
The Internet has everyone using three fake names anyway for security reasons. So... You won't call someone by their chosen name because....?
Positivity is hard to find. So fight back against oppression and make your own. That's the best I got right now.
March 21, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Positivity is hard to find. So fight back against oppression and make your own. That's the best I got right now.
I need a condiment for every color of the rainbow.
So far we have ketchup, hot sauce, mustard, and relish... I need blue, indigo, and violet condiments.
So far we have ketchup, hot sauce, mustard, and relish... I need blue, indigo, and violet condiments.
March 21, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I need a condiment for every color of the rainbow.
So far we have ketchup, hot sauce, mustard, and relish... I need blue, indigo, and violet condiments.
So far we have ketchup, hot sauce, mustard, and relish... I need blue, indigo, and violet condiments.
With the way this month is going, I need a pickle and a hug.
February 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
With the way this month is going, I need a pickle and a hug.
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I want to say so much but can't put the words together. So much has happened this week, and I have my thoughts. But overall I'm just not looking forward to doing all this again.
January 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I want to say so much but can't put the words together. So much has happened this week, and I have my thoughts. But overall I'm just not looking forward to doing all this again.
Can I use the bacon grease coating to patch my bleeding from the inside? No? Wow. Rude.
January 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Can I use the bacon grease coating to patch my bleeding from the inside? No? Wow. Rude.
As a child I once heard someone argue against communism by saying communist countries had people standing around and getting paid to do nothing.
As an adult that sounds much better than getting paid to create junk and provide services that actively make things worse under capitalism.
As an adult that sounds much better than getting paid to create junk and provide services that actively make things worse under capitalism.
January 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
As a child I once heard someone argue against communism by saying communist countries had people standing around and getting paid to do nothing.
As an adult that sounds much better than getting paid to create junk and provide services that actively make things worse under capitalism.
As an adult that sounds much better than getting paid to create junk and provide services that actively make things worse under capitalism.
I want a very dumb Superbowl that makes everybody angry.
January 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I want a very dumb Superbowl that makes everybody angry.
Dance with your grandparents if they're into that sort of thing. Believe me, urns make for lousy dance partners.
January 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Dance with your grandparents if they're into that sort of thing. Believe me, urns make for lousy dance partners.
Yo. Whoever sicced the bots on my account... Why?
December 28, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Yo. Whoever sicced the bots on my account... Why?
The quality of a screen saver graphic is a function of how entertaining it is and how quickly it's repetitive animation turns your brain into pudding.
December 28, 2024 at 9:45 PM
The quality of a screen saver graphic is a function of how entertaining it is and how quickly it's repetitive animation turns your brain into pudding.
Fish gotta swim.
Birds gotta fly.
I gotta.
Birds gotta fly.
I gotta.
December 28, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Fish gotta swim.
Birds gotta fly.
I gotta.
Birds gotta fly.
I gotta.
Merry Christmas, Bluesky!! Let's make it a good one.
December 25, 2024 at 9:59 AM
Merry Christmas, Bluesky!! Let's make it a good one.
Sometimes I absent mindedly Google something out of curiosity and then probably end up on a list somewhere...
FYI, the melting point of cocaine is 208.4 degrees Fahrenheit.
FYI, the melting point of cocaine is 208.4 degrees Fahrenheit.
December 23, 2024 at 7:38 AM
Sometimes I absent mindedly Google something out of curiosity and then probably end up on a list somewhere...
FYI, the melting point of cocaine is 208.4 degrees Fahrenheit.
FYI, the melting point of cocaine is 208.4 degrees Fahrenheit.
That feeling when you know there's a thread in your core that needs to be pulled. But then it's a very shy grub worm and won't let you pull it out without a fight that will ultimately leave a little broken piece of it inside of you forever if you're not careful.
December 23, 2024 at 12:17 AM
That feeling when you know there's a thread in your core that needs to be pulled. But then it's a very shy grub worm and won't let you pull it out without a fight that will ultimately leave a little broken piece of it inside of you forever if you're not careful.
Sometimes laying down on the floor solves more problems than actually trying to solve the problem, and I wish more employers understood that.
December 22, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Sometimes laying down on the floor solves more problems than actually trying to solve the problem, and I wish more employers understood that.
Coffee ain't got nothing on this brand of exhaustion.
December 21, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Coffee ain't got nothing on this brand of exhaustion.
I just connected this app with The Blue Skirt Waltz and I'm here for it.
December 21, 2024 at 12:39 AM
I just connected this app with The Blue Skirt Waltz and I'm here for it.
"If music be the fruit of love play on.
Give me excess of it so surfeiting
The appetite may sicken and so die."
~Shakespeare
Give me excess of it so surfeiting
The appetite may sicken and so die."
~Shakespeare
December 20, 2024 at 4:00 AM
"If music be the fruit of love play on.
Give me excess of it so surfeiting
The appetite may sicken and so die."
~Shakespeare
Give me excess of it so surfeiting
The appetite may sicken and so die."
~Shakespeare
My intention to be drunk is usually thwarted by my general inability to follow through with my plans.
December 19, 2024 at 3:08 PM
My intention to be drunk is usually thwarted by my general inability to follow through with my plans.
All the monsters have teeth. I need a monster without teeth. Gummy monsters with lots of drool sound more terrifying than the ones with teeth.
December 19, 2024 at 3:52 AM
All the monsters have teeth. I need a monster without teeth. Gummy monsters with lots of drool sound more terrifying than the ones with teeth.
Boosting this post so it doesn't die in darkness, unappreciated.
Ah, the ancient dilemma - do I marry my dental hygienist or my proctologist, the only two people who truly know the real me.
December 18, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Boosting this post so it doesn't die in darkness, unappreciated.