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Left Behind and Glad of it
@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social
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Please don't consider me as anything other than a shouty voice and a malcontent. I don't have all the answers, and never claimed to be the voice of anyone's generation. Update 12/31/24: I never liked any of you anyway, and I hope you lick a poisonous snail
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lefbehingladofit.bsky.social
That being said,
Winnie the Pooh asks Piglet: What day is today? Piglet replies: it's the day we burn this motherfucker to the ground, in a squeaky voice. Pooh: My Favorite Day
December 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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It's more than one hex wrench, and you have to really work to make sure it works in another location if you want to move it
December 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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a fake metal banner, Hegseth Drink 'Em All 2025 Carribean tour, with a bloody hammer and a liquor bottle dripping blood
December 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Stealing one from @nytpitchbot.bsky.social , an old classic
Here's Why it Would Be A mistake To Do Anything That Inconveniences Rich Assholes By Some Rich Asshole
December 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner, and see which of your conservative relatives panickedly check their phones
December 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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I've seen better things on the few times I've done mushrooms. Mescaline and @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social and H.P. Lovecraft on crack might explain some things.
All apologies to @JeffVandermeer, but this looks like an unholy conglomeration of your work and something H.P. Lovecraft thought up if someone had given that upright freak some mushrooms
December 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
lefbehingladofit.bsky.social
If the courts will stop holding her back and start believing in her, she can girl-boss her way to legal victory.
Linsey Halligan, with the unamused smirk that won her 3rd place as Miss Colorado
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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A friend of yours, who lives Plano, Frisco, Allen, and wishes to move to Mar-a-Lago
December 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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an image from Goodfellas, when Tommy DeVito(Joe Pesci) is whacked rather than made. Jimmy Conway(Robert Deniro) reacts upon hearing the news. Rather like Hegseth doing the phone, with Admiral Bradley acting as Deniro, and the dead sailors and the actual USN personnel being the dead and fucked individuals
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Thanks for your idea
an empty trash can being interviewed
December 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Then I told that dog killin' lady, the only three letters is need to know is I,C, and E.
December 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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While I know that is not even nearly a quote, or even a suggestion of anything P.T. Barnum might have said, I will say kudos to you and offer you this receipt:
Blood Ravens from Warhammer 40K stealing your meme and walking it down the street
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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2 women kissing as a counter-protest, in front of a group of self hating and small minded and small dicked men, letting the chuds behind them know that they don't matter, only love does, and love works wherever and however you find it
December 4, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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Trump in A Clintoned video screenshot, based on an old meme of a young white porno actress surrounded by black men, waiting for the shoot to start.
November 17, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Coach McGuirk explains wedding ettiquette to Brendan- "He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughters' wedding, it's part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan"
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Trump distracted by Bill walking by as Melania reacts to the disrespect being shown her
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Nancy Reagan, known for her oral skills, shakes hands with Donald Trump, who could apparently blow a mean bugle as well
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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In the immortal words of the blessed Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, I present this,
emails between Mark L. Epstein and Jeffrey Epstein, regarding Trump blowing Bubba
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Yeah, this is the calm, collected man we all need in these times
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This fucking idiot
Trump chooses to threaten US air traffic controllers, saying that he will replace them and use Patriots to do so, with apparently a whole Brand New State of the Art Equipment, possibly provided by Ron Popeil
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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I don't know if this has been posted elsewhere here, but I felt the need to share
a fake Time magazine cover, showing trump from below, bald head, and a pair of open woman's legs, exposing his neussy/neckgina.
November 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Selena Gomez
October 14, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Leighton Meester
October 14, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Debbie Reynolds
October 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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a costume for all of us for the FROG in us
October 14, 2025 at 5:51 AM