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Too Many Cooks is a Christmas movie
@leftbanksy.bsky.social
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No no, I was listening. It’s just a lot to take in I suppose
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Can’t sleep again
Nathan Explosion from Dethclock saying “Bleach is healthy. It's mostly water. And we are mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach.”
December 10, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Confirmed pedant 🫵
You are a pedant that is not misinformation that is what you are.
December 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
The natural follow up, nw
Jingle All The Way
December 7, 2025 at 5:24 AM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
I can’t explain the solid gold dancers to people who didn’t have the internet
Solid gold dancers who had no chance of accessing any onlyfans or other revenue beyond network tv which was notoriously fair and equitable to people who relied their body for work
December 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
They got Miles Fucking Davis in here
Miles Davis blowin the trumpet with mute to get some truly 80s jazz music
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
Tv says “Father loves never”
December 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
It’s time to be NW, you degenerates:
Bill Murray in Scrooged
December 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
“Coral”
Walking Dead “korl” meme where he’s talking to his son after his mom died and well he’s a British actor doing a southern drawl so this one was destiny really
December 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Buddy, pick 100 randos off any street in the country and you’re guaranteed 30-40% of them are in that state
Text from a post that says “some people apparently walk around with a seething ball of rage, barely held in check by their super ego.” Dated 12/6/25
December 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
Saturday morning time to post hole
A hole and a shovel. Image by msderrick for Getty images
December 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
Dude is a very specific tweet come to life
The original tweet from @randygdub “raandy @randygdub dems are gonna look themselves in the mirror, take a deep breath and tell themselves 'we gotta get more racist’”
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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I don’t think it’s fair that I have to put the word [redacted] in the sentence “RFK jr must be [redacted] for the health and safety of millions”
Straight up has to [redact]
December 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
You know in your heart he just remixed this one
December 5, 2025 at 7:58 AM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
As we lurch into 2026, time for you to join the winning team, KHive
A breakdown of voter turnout in 2024. Even if you write off everyone who didn’t vote you’re still the minority opinion and are speaking to an increasingly smaller group
December 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
You’ve already heard him
Ain’t nobody gonna tell me how to live
December 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
“AI is going to revolutionize the prior approval process! Good for shareholders, good for healthcare”
CEO Brian Thompson of UnitedHealthcare. No he didn’t actually say that, because life came at him pretty fast
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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one year anniversary, how are you observing the occasion?
Brian Thompson, CEO of UnitedHealthCare and greedy soulless ghoul, who in this day in 2024 got murked by an unknown assailant who has not been identified properly to this day and even if they were identified correctly no they weren’t
December 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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John Mahoney was 56 when the brothers McMullen was in theaters and now Edward Burns is 57 in the Family McMullen and if Edward Burns is on Bluesky I hope he read that
Movie poster for the brothers McMullen John Mahoney (RIP), good actor Movie poster for The Family McMullen (2025) Edward Burns you are 57 years old man when are you gonna lean in to your career calling as a character actor?
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Hey you know who’s starting to make some sense?
Judge Scarecrow from the Dark knight rises
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
I’ve been dealing with some shit
“Your top song BoJack's Theme (Full Length) by Patrick Carney, Ralph Carney” from my Spotify wrapped
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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This one was probably the first time I thought an Onion article’s satire was too easily conflatable with real life
The Onion headline reads “Dispatch Report: 98 Percent Of U.S. Commuters Favor Public Transportation For Others”
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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You never know when a Sequel is gonna get rolled out
December 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
I still don’t know which Sam Darnold is playing today
Confident competent Sam Darnold Confused, flailing Sam Darnold
November 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
leftbanksy.bsky.social
Watching sports
Tv showing live play from the St. Louis Area Pinball Championship It shows an overhead of the King Kong pinball game next to a scoreboard and a dashcam view of the players Beneath the tv is a sign on the wall that says “beauty is in the eye of the beerholder”
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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I’m not underestimating the greatest strategists the Republican Party has assembled in a generation
Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer, the Democratic Party leadership in Congress
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM