Try growing up with her as your mom, and instead of normal parenting, you just got that wall of text in response to your “everything is on fire and no one is helping” message

She won’t even acknowledge my texts when I say her actions are hurtful.
So mom, #sorrynotsorry for fucks sake stop dressing me down without context on social media.

Context here…
My mom sent me this canned response 9 minutes before she posted.
I made the mistake of venting my frustration/anger/existential dread about current events to her the night before.
She ignored the opportunity to comfort her daughter in favor of low-engagement social media content.

“Very angry” doesn’t begin to describe me, “dear mother.”

I heard stories about how miners loved their canaries, and if they stopped singing/collapsed the miners would rush them out and fuss over the bird until it came to?

Ignore me, just doing my Happy Dietitian Dance over here

This is my go-to “I’m having a rough day and I deserve a dopamine hit” video.

And he can do the flip because he’s SPIDERMAN

Fuuuuck…the little warning that I might be using abusive language when I describe a nazi troll as “a mealy, yet undercooked rutabaga” 🤦‍♀️

FB has yet to recognize “lukewarm tomato aspic” as a problematic descriptor tho, so there’s that

She retired as the democratic leader - she’s still in congress.

Bam. Signed up