LeftInTheOzarks
@leftintheozarks.bsky.social
Native landscaping, horticulture, habitat restoration.
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Whilst it is not so much my tiresome prose that is pushing “sane” individuals to “insane” reply postings, I would point out that when placed in the context of the spoken word and delivered with the appropriate annunciation, I am indeed quite a profound thinker.
January 10, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Whilst it is not so much my tiresome prose that is pushing “sane” individuals to “insane” reply postings, I would point out that when placed in the context of the spoken word and delivered with the appropriate annunciation, I am indeed quite a profound thinker.
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He’s a sort of nationalist socialist.
January 10, 2026 at 1:26 AM
He’s a sort of nationalist socialist.
God he is so frustrating. I guess I'm glad that he's (apparently) moving in the right direction but what does it mean to defund ICE but not abolish it? More like Weasley Bell am I right?
January 10, 2026 at 2:31 AM
God he is so frustrating. I guess I'm glad that he's (apparently) moving in the right direction but what does it mean to defund ICE but not abolish it? More like Weasley Bell am I right?
The combo steroids and booze have turned Rogan into a human simulacrum that's just so upsetting to look at
January 8, 2026 at 4:01 PM
The combo steroids and booze have turned Rogan into a human simulacrum that's just so upsetting to look at
ICE is just a jobs program for all of America's violent doofuses
January 8, 2026 at 3:41 PM
ICE is just a jobs program for all of America's violent doofuses
Most damaging *so far*
homer simpson and bart simpson from the simpsons
Alt: Homer Simpson cheering up bart
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Most damaging *so far*
Goddammit. And we're sure she's his wife and not like a stepsister or homunculus gone wrong? Such a bummer
January 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Goddammit. And we're sure she's his wife and not like a stepsister or homunculus gone wrong? Such a bummer
Having g followed Sanger's work for some time now, that phrase is intentionally dripping in wry understatement
January 3, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Having g followed Sanger's work for some time now, that phrase is intentionally dripping in wry understatement
Sanger is the real deal.
January 3, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Sanger is the real deal.
When reached for comment about Mattel's role in Public Scandal, the Magic 8 Ball issued a statement reading "reply hazy, try again"
January 2, 2026 at 9:08 PM
When reached for comment about Mattel's role in Public Scandal, the Magic 8 Ball issued a statement reading "reply hazy, try again"
I know a cheat code called "getting a hernia"
January 2, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I know a cheat code called "getting a hernia"
Oh just great. How are America's hardworking phrenologists supposed to compete with that?
January 2, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Oh just great. How are America's hardworking phrenologists supposed to compete with that?
Man the late fee industry is looking ahead at halcyon days
January 2, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Man the late fee industry is looking ahead at halcyon days
They are taking part in a right-wing project that is explicitly anti-gay and anti-porn.
January 2, 2026 at 3:38 PM
They are taking part in a right-wing project that is explicitly anti-gay and anti-porn.
Because they are voluntarily taking part, and making themselves public figures, in a right wing project that is explicitly anti-LGTBQIA+ and anti-pornography.
January 2, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Because they are voluntarily taking part, and making themselves public figures, in a right wing project that is explicitly anti-LGTBQIA+ and anti-pornography.
Yes but they have to put up with a lot of crying. Reputable sources
January 2, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Yes but they have to put up with a lot of crying. Reputable sources
No friends *anymore*
December 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
No friends *anymore*
The moon mines are always hiring
December 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
The moon mines are always hiring
"I'm a Christian but Jesus was actually wrong about a lot of things."
December 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
"I'm a Christian but Jesus was actually wrong about a lot of things."
Unfortunately I think the generation(s) buying this 1) came of age before the Simpsons, 2) are far more likely to uncritically use and accept AI, and 3) own the majority of wealth in America
December 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Unfortunately I think the generation(s) buying this 1) came of age before the Simpsons, 2) are far more likely to uncritically use and accept AI, and 3) own the majority of wealth in America