*weren't ya tart

I'm so fucking tired

The place only does male heads anyway which makes sense as they've never dealt with my lengthy (in comparison to their usual clientele) hair as much as they do with shorter hair. Looking at places through Strands for Trans and shit lead me towards two salons that are $35-50 which is fucking insane

Also gotta look for a new place too cause the mfer I've been going to since I was 10 has never given me a haircut I liked and I never had the courage to say that so I just stuck with him for a decade.

What the fuck do you mean he's a toilet???

...

William Bennett has no bitches

Brooklyn Bridge... be ready...

C'mon man...

Fuck astrology signs. How much of each disorder in Autism you have on a 1-10 scale?

"This was super cute, super fun, super colourful, super sparkly ✨ super bizarre (complimentary), super gay 🏳️‍🌈 super bold, super hilarious, super silly, and it features super catchy songs and a super relatable narrative."

You mean something else when shouting "Fuck the police!"