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jordana
@legally-goth.bsky.social
they/she 🧚🏻‍♀️🧶🦠🧵🌷

I work in a vet lab and I won't shut up about it

on Wangal land (australia)
ig for crafts: jordana.goth
for months I've been meaning to google an item I want to buy but I just got a tiktok for it. so if I search it now the algorithm will think I was influenced and not that I have my own unique ideas 😔
November 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
why does localised heat on body (like heat pack) make body feel better, but heat over whole body (like 32 degrees outside) make body feel worse ?
October 12, 2025 at 8:15 AM
just got back from a walk with my dog and it looks like I've got a big bruise on my upper thigh but it's just where I stuffed too many mulberries into my pocket
October 7, 2025 at 8:38 AM
in this era of easily disposable, easily degrading and fall apart, planned obsolescent objects, surely collectibles and antiques from this time will be more valuable rather than less? if they get thrown away or ruined so easily, imagine having something we would so easily throw away today
August 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I'm travelling cheap and dirty like I did in my early twenties and now that I'm in my late twenties....... I think this is a mode of travel I'm just going to keep to my twenties. I don't know how many more iga breakfasts and running around with a heavy backpack I can take
July 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
my unfulfilling mid week rabbit hole deep dive (a rich australian family who used to own the land that world square is now on and an estate in bowral, and for whom the hordern pavilion is named after) paid off when this morning we received a sample for a dog owned by a hordern from bowral vet
July 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
if sara bareilles can have eyebrow furrow lines then so can I
June 28, 2025 at 8:13 AM
the benefits of getting to sleep with lots of blankets come with the burden of blanket management
June 25, 2025 at 9:39 AM
what if I start taking meds maybe I'll finally understand maths at a cellular level
June 24, 2025 at 6:02 AM
week 4 thumb injury update I'm watching tiktoks wondering how did they do that?? and then realising that they're able to use both hands, and I cried at the physio
June 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I'm glad the americans have finally discovered pavlova
June 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
andrew scott is just irish pedro pascal, and pedro pascal is just south american andrew scott
June 9, 2025 at 11:25 AM
ace by angela chen was really good! makes me feel more certain about my asexuality (demi). took me six months because I've been feeling very ace the last six months but it's done!
June 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
backyard strawberry harvests on tiktok that are casually enormous are the one thing getting me through it this week, so I think it's only fair to grow my own strawberries next spring 🍓
June 2, 2025 at 7:12 AM
bought a 5kg bag of long grain rice instead of my normal 5kg bag of medium grain rice and I'm not even half the way through it but. this is a long grain rice slander account idc I want my delicious medium grain rice back 😭
May 29, 2025 at 11:10 AM
fun fact of the day the pointy part of your elbow is called the olecranon
May 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I think I've figured it out. I just need to do 3 - 5 hours of mostly successful knitting per day to generate enough dopamine that I can do the menial house tasks I keep putting off
May 18, 2025 at 8:01 AM
how about a heat free clothes dryer where it's a sandpit full of salt (or sand) and you lay your clothes in there and the next day all the water has been absorbed by the salt (or sand)
April 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
wait why isn't there an emoji for tucking hair behind your ear
April 20, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I'm experiencing a whole other level of realising what I missed out on in my teenage years now that I've been introduced to sherlock. I'm hearing names like mycroft and moriaty that I recognise from the 2014 tumblr that I wasn't really on
April 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
why is it that when I smell my bundles of fresh homegrown coriander, I'm not reminded of a million different savoury recipes that have coriander but instead the only food I can think of are peanut ice cream rolls I had one time in taiwan !
April 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
it's becoming more frequent now that I learn about my past when I visit my grandmother. apparently I had conversations in italian with my great grandmother when I was little ??? for the record, I do not speak italian
April 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
yesterday I was talking to someone about not really seeing how much you're growing and then you look back to previous years and see you've grown so much. turns out I have all 13 demerit points, and I used to have 3(?) left. I kinda can't believe it's been three years since I was that person
March 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I've officially read more books than last year! (0 last year, 1 this year so far)
March 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I've discovered you can do 2x speed on reels now
March 29, 2025 at 7:58 AM