Been on bluesky for about a week and without the zoo of crazy people that twitter had it just doesn't hit the same yet. Bluesky feels like I'm at a Wellington flat party listening to a guy talk about his job at MBIE and it's making me want to become incredibly drunk within 20 minutes

Dry Cleaning lyrics are like:
I love to poo at the airport
The thrill of not knowing if I'm gonna miss my flight is fantastic
Smell ya later

Facebook is actually kind of awesome now because they've turned up the sensitivity of the algorithm. Every time I open the app I get pictures of enormous kingfish people have caught in the Wellington harbour. If you open Facebook and feel pain it's your fault now

Kiwi modesty is so inauthentic. If an American makes the smallest, likely valid, criticism of anything about NZ everyone pulls out the school shooter jokes. We gotta brush that chip off our shoulder man, it's embarrassing

What? There's no Grok on here? Daaamn 😢😢😢