I’m obsessed with reusable sandwich bags!!! And quart containers, they’re plastic but I use them for everything. My favorite way is to cut a hole in the lid, stick a straw in, and bam you’ve got an iced coffee cup!
January 3, 2024 at 5:39 AM
I’m obsessed with reusable sandwich bags!!! And quart containers, they’re plastic but I use them for everything. My favorite way is to cut a hole in the lid, stick a straw in, and bam you’ve got an iced coffee cup!
Haven’t been here in a minute but I turned 33 on New Year’s Eve and looked very hot while doing so.
January 3, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Haven’t been here in a minute but I turned 33 on New Year’s Eve and looked very hot while doing so.
Last night I got drunk* and memed myself
*I ran out of my hardcore water filters and they didn’t arrive until today and I do not trust my tap water and forgot to get water at the store and my reserve was frozen so I obviously could only drink wine, just like my ancestors
*I ran out of my hardcore water filters and they didn’t arrive until today and I do not trust my tap water and forgot to get water at the store and my reserve was frozen so I obviously could only drink wine, just like my ancestors
December 16, 2023 at 9:24 PM
Last night I got drunk* and memed myself
*I ran out of my hardcore water filters and they didn’t arrive until today and I do not trust my tap water and forgot to get water at the store and my reserve was frozen so I obviously could only drink wine, just like my ancestors
*I ran out of my hardcore water filters and they didn’t arrive until today and I do not trust my tap water and forgot to get water at the store and my reserve was frozen so I obviously could only drink wine, just like my ancestors
She is the best cat to have ever lived. The world was better because she was in it.
October 23, 2023 at 1:39 AM
She is the best cat to have ever lived. The world was better because she was in it.
Im dog sitting and encountering a problem where dog (who’s blind) follows me around everywhere but the cats also want to follow me around and everyone hates each other and keeps on walking into each other. I am bleeding. Here is a pic of dog looking for a fight (sitting in Dante the cat’s bed).
October 18, 2023 at 11:39 PM
Im dog sitting and encountering a problem where dog (who’s blind) follows me around everywhere but the cats also want to follow me around and everyone hates each other and keeps on walking into each other. I am bleeding. Here is a pic of dog looking for a fight (sitting in Dante the cat’s bed).
The random episode of a Canadian food network show I’m on is available on Hulu. Luckily every part where I drunkenly volunteer my friend who got me on set was cut (I thought that a 7 AM call time meant coffee would be provided so it’s their fault for giving me SEVEN AM BEER).
October 12, 2023 at 1:26 AM
The random episode of a Canadian food network show I’m on is available on Hulu. Luckily every part where I drunkenly volunteer my friend who got me on set was cut (I thought that a 7 AM call time meant coffee would be provided so it’s their fault for giving me SEVEN AM BEER).
Search “drinks” in your camera roll
October 5, 2023 at 9:40 PM
Search “drinks” in your camera roll
Not enough of you are talking about Gypsy Rose Blanchard.
September 30, 2023 at 8:22 AM
Not enough of you are talking about Gypsy Rose Blanchard.
Was messing around with the ai on Canva to get a semi-professional looking photo for linkedin (I need more money! My clients use it!!) and I’m horrified by what it did to my body.
September 15, 2023 at 2:10 AM
Was messing around with the ai on Canva to get a semi-professional looking photo for linkedin (I need more money! My clients use it!!) and I’m horrified by what it did to my body.
The only good thing prison has done is bring these two together.
September 14, 2023 at 6:44 PM
The only good thing prison has done is bring these two together.
Watched 1600 tiktoks of Ana Delvey and Kelly Cutrone last night. This has reset my brain and cured my summer SAD.
September 13, 2023 at 3:29 PM
Watched 1600 tiktoks of Ana Delvey and Kelly Cutrone last night. This has reset my brain and cured my summer SAD.
I impulsively bought this phone holder at 3 AM the other day and it’s honestly one of my favorite purchases. I know walk around my house carrying it and taking videos like a lunatic. I’ve been speaking into it like I’m an 80s business lady.
September 4, 2023 at 5:37 PM
I impulsively bought this phone holder at 3 AM the other day and it’s honestly one of my favorite purchases. I know walk around my house carrying it and taking videos like a lunatic. I’ve been speaking into it like I’m an 80s business lady.
10 years ago I looked basically the same but I had less gray hair, was still side parting my hair, and I hadn’t broken my nose.
August 31, 2023 at 4:47 PM
10 years ago I looked basically the same but I had less gray hair, was still side parting my hair, and I hadn’t broken my nose.
She said “hellooooo” tonight
August 31, 2023 at 7:10 AM
She said “hellooooo” tonight
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
August 31, 2023 at 3:12 AM
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
Reddit, I just can’t quit you
August 30, 2023 at 2:14 PM
Reddit, I just can’t quit you
I tried to get rid of my Bluesky codes on IG and instead agreed to go out to drinks with an alleged NOLA sex pest 😭
August 29, 2023 at 1:17 AM
I tried to get rid of my Bluesky codes on IG and instead agreed to go out to drinks with an alleged NOLA sex pest 😭
TMZ was in rare form today.
August 28, 2023 at 1:55 AM
TMZ was in rare form today.
I save the real bangers for irl group chats (I’m the most annoying one).
August 27, 2023 at 12:47 AM
I save the real bangers for irl group chats (I’m the most annoying one).
Ages ago I worked on a party where the guests requested everyone in the building wear masks and they didn’t. I think of it all the time. It took me a really long time to NOT bristle when I saw ppl demanding that service workers mask because I knew what many of these well-meaning online folks didn’t.
August 26, 2023 at 1:48 AM
Ages ago I worked on a party where the guests requested everyone in the building wear masks and they didn’t. I think of it all the time. It took me a really long time to NOT bristle when I saw ppl demanding that service workers mask because I knew what many of these well-meaning online folks didn’t.
Once again I am asking you to please add a content warning your posts if you’re posting a picture of your erection!!!! Some of us are wasting time at work and have elderly and very Catholic coworkers! Also some us don’t want to your cock!!!
August 25, 2023 at 8:53 PM
Once again I am asking you to please add a content warning your posts if you’re posting a picture of your erection!!!! Some of us are wasting time at work and have elderly and very Catholic coworkers! Also some us don’t want to your cock!!!
My ex just texted me “ya”
August 18, 2023 at 3:37 AM
My ex just texted me “ya”
