Michael Dow
@lekujaw.bsky.social
Linguistics professor in Montreal (sounds & corpus stuff), 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️🌈, foodie, 🐶 and 🐈⬛🐈 dad, collector of nihilistic possum memes. I'm really bad at this, so just assume I'm cool. He/him.
Let's generate some sin(tax) (idk I'm tired)
January 31, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Let's generate some sin(tax) (idk I'm tired)
The active voice is being used by the CBC?
January 8, 2026 at 2:22 AM
The active voice is being used by the CBC?
It's not just infuriating, it's maddening
December 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
It's not just infuriating, it's maddening
I had this book on my nightstand for years and would just randomly read from it like a devotional. So gorgeous
December 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I had this book on my nightstand for years and would just randomly read from it like a devotional. So gorgeous
Aka "why does no one get my Simpsons references?"
December 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Aka "why does no one get my Simpsons references?"
PLEASE add this as an Easter egg
November 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
PLEASE add this as an Easter egg
She's mad no one insulted her?
October 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
She's mad no one insulted her?
mother i ache for the psgetti 🥺
September 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
mother i ache for the psgetti 🥺
Seriously. I've been getting up at 4:30. The human body is not meant for that...
September 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Seriously. I've been getting up at 4:30. The human body is not meant for that...
Apparently "Fuck you Nate Bargatze, that is a lot of money for you - and you can add a fuck to the swear jar as well"
September 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Apparently "Fuck you Nate Bargatze, that is a lot of money for you - and you can add a fuck to the swear jar as well"
Great idea and beautiful formatting. What do you use?
September 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Great idea and beautiful formatting. What do you use?
Well this is a fun one to add to my corpus 😂
August 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Well this is a fun one to add to my corpus 😂
where do avocados come from
QED
QED
August 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
where do avocados come from
QED
QED