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Leland Sage
@lelandsage.bsky.social
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Heavy metal, wandering paths, observing nature, playing music, martial arts, and terrible puns Between the mountains and ocean in NC
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · Nov 15
The human race is filled with mistakes and errors but heavy metal is not one of them.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 5h
Even fire, as Metallica said.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 5h
The proper way to dispose of an old American flag is to burn it, so if you see someone wearing clothes with an American flag print it is acceptable to light them on fire.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 9h
A man who has a comb over hairstyle should not be trusted in leadership or power given they cannot even come to terms with balding (e.g. Putin, Netanyahu, Trump).
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 11h
Hmm, you might be onto something there.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 11h
Today I learned rebel country music is now too woke for people on the right.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 1d
Just did the Bruce Lee lifting program for the first time and my arms are absolutely torched.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 1d
Indulging in a bit of DMT

Death
Metal
Tuesday
The album “Truth In Perception” from the band Aronious
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 1d
The 90s were a peak time for death metal bands to call their fans “sick fucks” as a compliment.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 1d
People getting mad about Bad Bunny performing at the Super Bowl because he doesn’t sing in English just shows how uncultured the US population is. Have people never listened to foreign artists in their entire life? It must be sad living in that tiny little bubble.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 1d
Just a reminder for those who believe in the federal government or their political party.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 2d
It’s time for death metal once again.
The album “Mercator” from Ukrainian band Heruvim
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 2d
Just walked past a group of teenage boys and the first thing I heard was the word “necrophilia.”

Then one of them asked “does your mom know you’d fuck a corpse?”

To which the other laughingly replied “I never said that, by the way.”

The kids are alright.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 2d
Woo!
a close up of a man 's face with a black jacket on
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a black jacket on
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 2d
Pictures of animals, insects, plants, mushrooms, etc.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 2d
The internet has made a lot people think they are smarter than they actually are in reality.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 2d
Same and glad to hear. I just need to be patient with myself and be more consistent with daily routines.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 2d
I feel this. At the back half of last year my routine was locked in and I felt good. This year has been a struggle with job stuff and health and injuries.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 2d
Been struggling with my weight and physique all year and I just want to feel good about myself again.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 4d
Starting a war metal band and my stage name is Shitstorm Fuckface.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 5d
I picked it up on their Bandcamp page but unfortunately it is sold out.

slugdge.bandcamp.com/merch/slugdg...
Slugdge Crop Killer Tshirt from Slugdge
Slugdge Crop Killer Tshirt from Slugdge
slugdge.bandcamp.com
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 5d
ALL HAIL MOLLUSCA
Selfie of man wearing a Slugdge tee with the text Crop Killer
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 6d
Hell yeah this is a ripper of an album.
The album “Desolate Divine” from the band Proscription
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 6d
Definitely felt more ominous watching it this time around.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 6d
Watching The Terminator movies for a fantastical diversion from reality

…oh wait.
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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 6d
Me reading the news everyday.
Picture of Karl Havoc from the show “I Think You Should Leave” with text which reads: I don’t even want to be around anymore.
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