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Leland Tuck
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Yes And Trump! Make America Great Againer! (yes, this is satire).
Sorry I have been off BlueSky for a bit. I have been wallowing in how much winning America has been doing under 12-D Chess Master Donald "Daddy" Trump! We're all going to be rich and own the libs. I will also sell my libs once I own them for a higher price and then become even richer!
April 14, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Elon meant to do that, you fools. He's playing at a higher levelt hat most of your idiots are too stupid to comprehend. Position gained, mofos!
April 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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March 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
To Combat Measels Outbreaks, RFK, Jr Orders Warm Cola and Soda Crackers Sent to Health Centers

Trump's Team is cutting thru vax nonsense and sticking their finger up the butt of big pharma!
March 31, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Vegetarians are the real nazis!
March 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Pete Hegseth Vows Next Military Plans Will Remain Securely Scribbled on Cocktail Napkins
March 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Cap’n Crunch Promoted to Adm’l Crunch and Promoted to Joint Chiefs o' Staff by Trump Even After Oops! All Berries Controversy
March 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Just got this text from Pete Hegseth!

💣💣💣☠️💩💪🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

I'm very excited to see what happens!
March 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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"There was no access to a toilet, so guards told the women – whose accounts in some cases occurred on different days or different buses – to urinate or defecate on the floor... "

www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
Immigrant women describe 'hell on earth' in ICE detention
No shower for days, cameras trained on the toilet, women crammed into cells 'like sardines,' among the allegations.
www.usatoday.com
March 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
My president is the smartest business man in the world. He wrote a book about it. Selling corporate sponsorship of the annual easter egg hunt if genius! I look forwar dto seeing eggs dyed with Tesla logos! They'll also be selling Coke at the America Thirst booth!
March 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Local reporting is one of the few ways we will know when immigration concentration camps come to New Mexico.

Here is a Starter Pack to getting you connected to local journalists & media outlets here on Blue Sky. If I have missed anyone let me know and I'll get them added

go.bsky.app/6s2RYca
March 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I, Leland Tuck, am just an American who loves America and if you don't love Trump you don't love America. That's the new math the department of Education don't teach and that's why it needs to go!
March 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
People who think Trump doesn't know or learn from history are morans. He's got the Declaration of Independence in his Office and it doesn't even mention him by name! It would be an honor for the US of A if he added his signature to it. Suck it, JOhn Hancock!
March 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Proud of my president fighting for justice by ignoring dumb judges upholding the law. That's right, "judges", we're judging YOU! Impeach their Soros bought robes! Impeach everyone not Trump for a Great MAerica - not the place with the roller coasters but my president is just as fun!
March 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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March 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
"How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world."
- Anne Frank

Who? That's some libchard woke bullshit. Frank, whose pronouns are Communist/Snowflake, should shut her whine-hole and learn from the Trump/Musk (my pronouns!) regime. a-ME-rica first!
March 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
my president is smart, handsome, defneder of the law and America, and an athlete who wins xhampionships at his golf course.

"Trump’s West Palm Beach golf club held its championship Sunday. Trump posted that he is proud to have won it again this year."
March 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Are you tired of winning, yet, libchards? Are you crying so much you couild fill a kiddie pool with your pedophile tears? We're all going to be rich when we get our DOGE checks, you fools!
March 16, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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Evil will lose. Continue to resist. Complain and boycott are things anyone can and should do.
March 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Stop all the Candian drugs flooding America!
March 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
An act of God spared Trump assassination. He is the chosen one! He says smert things like Jesus, but doesn't dress like a girl like Jesus. He preeches about love, too.

"People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me." - The Book of Trump
March 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
We ain't idiots. Canada is the enema. We know how this movie ends. Canada won't be happy until they drop a gay bomb on the Whitehouse. Back Trump! He's been right about everywhere.
March 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Thank God Trump and Musk, the two smartest men on the planet, have gone after the Dept of Educashun! Libs who can't figure out how to pay for college are too dumb for school! Special needs students need to learn they ain't so special! All edcashun makes is drag queens and books!
March 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Tariffs on, tariffs off, tariffs on, tariffs off... Libs whining claiming stocks down because of this, not because of Biden's reckless, relentless, horrible steady building of the economy. Trump is playing chess, fools! Chess on a vibrating electric football field. Like a man. Shut up and learn!
March 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Wake up, sheeple. Canada is the enemy. Stop putting their viscous maple syrup on your pancakes! Use good old American high fructose corn syrup, food coloring, and artificial flavors. I also now refer to my "maple" syrup as FREEDOM SYRUP! My pancakes have never tasted better!
March 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM