Congresswoman FedEx
@lemmy-koopa.bsky.social
Main: @iggy-koopa.bsky.social
This is my digital diary where I can yap. I won't be following anyone here but if you care about my random thoughts, good for you.
This is my digital diary where I can yap. I won't be following anyone here but if you care about my random thoughts, good for you.
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Hi. If you found me from my other account, my thoughts here won't be NSFW or TF-related at all.
If you found me from another source, hope you enjoy the random things I have to say throughout the day.
If you found me from another source, hope you enjoy the random things I have to say throughout the day.
The turnaround rate at the social security office is absolutely abysmal.
January 8, 2026 at 3:58 PM
The turnaround rate at the social security office is absolutely abysmal.
Jasper being proud of a poem they wrote? What kind of timeline is this?
January 8, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Jasper being proud of a poem they wrote? What kind of timeline is this?
Who the FUCK turned on my smart steering?
January 7, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Who the FUCK turned on my smart steering?
Poor mental health sure is fun when I feel like I need to be concerned about it, but by being concerned about it, I have to deal with it for longer.
January 6, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Poor mental health sure is fun when I feel like I need to be concerned about it, but by being concerned about it, I have to deal with it for longer.
Today I learned that @featheryoshi.marshgreen-island.com has never heard of Circuit City.
January 6, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Today I learned that @featheryoshi.marshgreen-island.com has never heard of Circuit City.
Society if toothpastes for adults came in flavors other than mint:
January 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Society if toothpastes for adults came in flavors other than mint:
I'm so ready to go back to Illinois and start school again. This trip has been plagued by constant extreme loneliness and as you can imagine, that sucks for my mental health.
January 5, 2026 at 6:32 AM
I'm so ready to go back to Illinois and start school again. This trip has been plagued by constant extreme loneliness and as you can imagine, that sucks for my mental health.
"Star Spangled Ding Dongs" sounds like a perfect summary of the US government as of the last year.
January 4, 2026 at 3:29 AM
"Star Spangled Ding Dongs" sounds like a perfect summary of the US government as of the last year.
I think I've been in a state of constant suicidality for about two and a half weeks now, but I've just gotten really good at hiding it.
January 3, 2026 at 6:42 AM
I think I've been in a state of constant suicidality for about two and a half weeks now, but I've just gotten really good at hiding it.
One hour into the new year report: I'm really lonely, really depressed, my stomach is upset, and I think I might depression puke.
So not a good start at all.
So not a good start at all.
January 1, 2026 at 6:07 AM
One hour into the new year report: I'm really lonely, really depressed, my stomach is upset, and I think I might depression puke.
So not a good start at all.
So not a good start at all.
🦀🦀🦀2025 IS GONE🦀🦀🦀
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
🦀🦀🦀2025 IS GONE🦀🦀🦀
Android Auto is getting to be up there with Spectrum as something I hate with every fiber of my being.
January 1, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Android Auto is getting to be up there with Spectrum as something I hate with every fiber of my being.
"There's a lot more New Hampshire plates than there were a few minutes ago." -me, currently in New Hampshire
December 31, 2025 at 7:59 PM
"There's a lot more New Hampshire plates than there were a few minutes ago." -me, currently in New Hampshire
(insert dawn of the final day picture here)
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 AM
(insert dawn of the final day picture here)
So tired that I just tried to use telekinesis to swipe up and hit the home button on my phone.
And I didn't even have to swipe up.
And I didn't even have to swipe up.
December 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
So tired that I just tried to use telekinesis to swipe up and hit the home button on my phone.
And I didn't even have to swipe up.
And I didn't even have to swipe up.
Within one hour, I came across the brother of a late member of the Mario Boards in a YouTube comment section and then found Strong Bad in a picture on FA so 2025 is going out on a weird note.
December 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Within one hour, I came across the brother of a late member of the Mario Boards in a YouTube comment section and then found Strong Bad in a picture on FA so 2025 is going out on a weird note.
I AM! /jinyɔs/
-Apple, 2025
-Apple, 2025
December 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I AM! /jinyɔs/
-Apple, 2025
-Apple, 2025
I can't believe Kansas City law bans the public use of gongs. I thought this was a free country, man.
December 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I can't believe Kansas City law bans the public use of gongs. I thought this was a free country, man.
Moonlight is sunlight but sunlight isn't moonlight.
December 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Moonlight is sunlight but sunlight isn't moonlight.
Looking at you, YouTube.
December 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Looking at you, YouTube.
I got a lot of problems with you people. And now, you're gonna hear about it.
December 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I got a lot of problems with you people. And now, you're gonna hear about it.
Life tip: if you get the hiccups, get rid of them rather than stubbornly trying to wait them out and eventually going lightheaded because of it.
December 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Life tip: if you get the hiccups, get rid of them rather than stubbornly trying to wait them out and eventually going lightheaded because of it.
I hope everyone at open mics in the future is ready for me to introduce them like I'm Chuck Barris introducing people on the Gong Show.
December 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I hope everyone at open mics in the future is ready for me to introduce them like I'm Chuck Barris introducing people on the Gong Show.
"How do I make myself look presentable in order to apply to be the stats manager of the Shroom?"
"How do I describe the texture on the legs of a transforming anthro crow?"
-two things I've put equal levels of stress into
"How do I describe the texture on the legs of a transforming anthro crow?"
-two things I've put equal levels of stress into
December 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
"How do I make myself look presentable in order to apply to be the stats manager of the Shroom?"
"How do I describe the texture on the legs of a transforming anthro crow?"
-two things I've put equal levels of stress into
"How do I describe the texture on the legs of a transforming anthro crow?"
-two things I've put equal levels of stress into
"The Wi-Fi password is on the back of the router"
The back of the router:
The back of the router:
December 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
"The Wi-Fi password is on the back of the router"
The back of the router:
The back of the router: