Nick Bennett
@lemonhouse.bsky.social
When the pharmacy tech told me I should still have pills from a 90-day supply that was filled in July:
October 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
When the pharmacy tech told me I should still have pills from a 90-day supply that was filled in July:
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I wrote this simple outline to help webcomic artists come up with jokes
August 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I wrote this simple outline to help webcomic artists come up with jokes
If the feeling that comes from reading stories about trophy hunters and poachers being killed by the animals they were hunting were an injectable substance, I'd be a full-on, bed-ridden addict.
August 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
If the feeling that comes from reading stories about trophy hunters and poachers being killed by the animals they were hunting were an injectable substance, I'd be a full-on, bed-ridden addict.
In other crazy paleo news, Tyrannosaurus rex could WALK! 😱🦖😱🦖😱
May 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
In other crazy paleo news, Tyrannosaurus rex could WALK! 😱🦖😱🦖😱
"My hip is acting up again" isn't something I should be saying with this amount of regularity at age 33.
April 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
"My hip is acting up again" isn't something I should be saying with this amount of regularity at age 33.
I blame early 90s animation for how weird I turned out
February 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I blame early 90s animation for how weird I turned out
Me whenever my parents give credit for their accomplishments to God:
February 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Me whenever my parents give credit for their accomplishments to God:
What the game store employee sees when I roll up to finally buy Silksong for $2,500 in the ruined US economy:
February 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
What the game store employee sees when I roll up to finally buy Silksong for $2,500 in the ruined US economy:
I'm gonna party in the streets once TikTok is gone. Absolutely cancerous app. I will soon celebrate the end of my friends being able to send me the most unfunny content on the internet that shows up in a shitty browser window because I never downloaded the accursed app in the first place.
January 16, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I'm gonna party in the streets once TikTok is gone. Absolutely cancerous app. I will soon celebrate the end of my friends being able to send me the most unfunny content on the internet that shows up in a shitty browser window because I never downloaded the accursed app in the first place.
"Move Along" by the All-American Rejects has such cheesy lyrics and I hate how well it works to genuinely motivate me to persevere.
January 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
"Move Along" by the All-American Rejects has such cheesy lyrics and I hate how well it works to genuinely motivate me to persevere.
Playing a game that looks like THIS and I am SO fucking lost but I'm not losing
December 24, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Playing a game that looks like THIS and I am SO fucking lost but I'm not losing
Yukon Cornelius had a fucking revolver the whole time and could have killed the abominable snowman humanely. Instead he yanked out the Bumble's teeth and pushed him off a cliff Balrog-style. Absolute savage.
December 17, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Yukon Cornelius had a fucking revolver the whole time and could have killed the abominable snowman humanely. Instead he yanked out the Bumble's teeth and pushed him off a cliff Balrog-style. Absolute savage.
The classic Disney animated feature Beauty and the Beast omits the inevitable awkward scene where, after the beast transforms into a man, Belle realizes she has absolutely no idea what his real name is and she panics, unable to figure out an organic way to ask him what it is.
December 13, 2024 at 3:09 PM
The classic Disney animated feature Beauty and the Beast omits the inevitable awkward scene where, after the beast transforms into a man, Belle realizes she has absolutely no idea what his real name is and she panics, unable to figure out an organic way to ask him what it is.