Nearsighted Lemon McKay
@lemonmckay.bsky.social
I play ukulele, fish, play some more ukulele. Yup, I'm retired
A couple of Olympics back, I suddenly realized I had been watching curling for 3 hours straight. It is mesmerizing
February 10, 2026 at 5:38 PM
A couple of Olympics back, I suddenly realized I had been watching curling for 3 hours straight. It is mesmerizing
And they STILL won't make the kicker MVP
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
And they STILL won't make the kicker MVP
Hmmmm... I see there was someone who didn't watch the Turning Point halftime show.
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Hmmmm... I see there was someone who didn't watch the Turning Point halftime show.
MAGA response: "Wait... we all wear the hoods for special occasions, don't we?"
February 4, 2026 at 2:07 PM
MAGA response: "Wait... we all wear the hoods for special occasions, don't we?"
I'd go with my Mosin Nagant... with bayonet attached
January 26, 2026 at 4:03 AM
I'd go with my Mosin Nagant... with bayonet attached
All these cities and states have to do is start enforcing the law against ICE. When they are parked illegally, speeding without lights and sirens, trespassing, disorderly conduct and, of course, assault. Why do these masked stormtroopers flaunt the law? Because they are allowed to.
January 25, 2026 at 4:43 PM
All these cities and states have to do is start enforcing the law against ICE. When they are parked illegally, speeding without lights and sirens, trespassing, disorderly conduct and, of course, assault. Why do these masked stormtroopers flaunt the law? Because they are allowed to.
High of -10 next Saturday... that should be fun
January 20, 2026 at 5:13 AM
High of -10 next Saturday... that should be fun
Remember the villains Dick Tracy used to round up, like Flattop, Big Boy and Mumbles? That is who these guys are. (Guess which one is Mumbles)
January 19, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Remember the villains Dick Tracy used to round up, like Flattop, Big Boy and Mumbles? That is who these guys are. (Guess which one is Mumbles)
hey, we had a good run. Burn it all down and start from scratch.
January 12, 2026 at 2:07 PM
hey, we had a good run. Burn it all down and start from scratch.
"Gotta give it to them " ... and the Packers did :)
January 11, 2026 at 1:39 PM
"Gotta give it to them " ... and the Packers did :)
"Doc said 'good news, you don't have dementia. You are just plain stupid.' "
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
"Doc said 'good news, you don't have dementia. You are just plain stupid.' "
One of them showed up unexpected at my mother in law's 90th birthday party and gave her a big hug. Guess which one. (Hint:They didn't ask for a large campaign contribution to do it)
December 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
One of them showed up unexpected at my mother in law's 90th birthday party and gave her a big hug. Guess which one. (Hint:They didn't ask for a large campaign contribution to do it)
best thing that could have happened to them today. Now they won't have to play the injured Mahommes the rest of the season
December 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
best thing that could have happened to them today. Now they won't have to play the injured Mahommes the rest of the season
He also sent her an invisible unicorn
December 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
He also sent her an invisible unicorn
agree. We got some last night... but not much
December 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
agree. We got some last night... but not much
Make America Green Again? Ya, hey
December 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Make America Green Again? Ya, hey
You know, that is a great question. We should discuss that at great lengths.
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 PM
You know, that is a great question. We should discuss that at great lengths.
did you type something? Nothing showed up
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
did you type something? Nothing showed up
"Many great legal scholars came up to me, with tears in their eyes..."
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"Many great legal scholars came up to me, with tears in their eyes..."
Since they didn't mention HIS orders, just "illegal orders", isn't he admitting that his orders are, in fact, illegal?
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Since they didn't mention HIS orders, just "illegal orders", isn't he admitting that his orders are, in fact, illegal?
St Swithen's Day
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
St Swithen's Day
Maybe a few more of them should volunteer to... awww, nevermind...that's a pipedream.
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Maybe a few more of them should volunteer to... awww, nevermind...that's a pipedream.
I'm just glad someone finally figured out that you have to use a wooden stake.
November 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I'm just glad someone finally figured out that you have to use a wooden stake.
Somebody finally figured out that you have to use a wooden stake.
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Somebody finally figured out that you have to use a wooden stake.