@lemonsheep.bsky.social
Gonna take an hour to get those jeans off
February 17, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Gonna take an hour to get those jeans off
No child left behind
February 10, 2026 at 8:56 PM
No child left behind
I feel this so deeply. My parents ignored my advice to buy a Honda accord or Toyota Camry, instead driving home a Renault Medallion. Thing looked just like an Audi and constantly overheated till I killed it.
February 9, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I feel this so deeply. My parents ignored my advice to buy a Honda accord or Toyota Camry, instead driving home a Renault Medallion. Thing looked just like an Audi and constantly overheated till I killed it.
Home. The child should be at home.
January 23, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Home. The child should be at home.
😳 cut his mic!
January 21, 2026 at 2:29 PM
😳 cut his mic!
What assumptions are they using with their simulators? For a family of 4, that means +$60, or *$420/week.
January 20, 2026 at 4:58 PM
What assumptions are they using with their simulators? For a family of 4, that means +$60, or *$420/week.
Can we not act like this is some cute quirk or joke?
January 20, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Can we not act like this is some cute quirk or joke?
Her blink rate is out of control
January 14, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Her blink rate is out of control
I know this is petty of me, but I am really enjoying the dissolution of Trump’s hair. Like cotton candy in water.
January 13, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I know this is petty of me, but I am really enjoying the dissolution of Trump’s hair. Like cotton candy in water.
Military bases (naval, USCG, etc) and complexes are design for climate change, otherwise they become vulnerable due to sea level rise and during major storm events. He is such a short-sited nitwit.
January 12, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Military bases (naval, USCG, etc) and complexes are design for climate change, otherwise they become vulnerable due to sea level rise and during major storm events. He is such a short-sited nitwit.
For what? What exactly are they expecting in exchange? Money is never free.
January 12, 2026 at 7:23 PM
For what? What exactly are they expecting in exchange? Money is never free.
In what way has ice acted that deserves respect?
January 12, 2026 at 5:02 PM
In what way has ice acted that deserves respect?
He was angry. He acted out.
January 12, 2026 at 4:34 PM
He was angry. He acted out.
If they didn’t kill people, we wouldn’t call them murderers. Super easy solution.
January 11, 2026 at 3:15 PM
If they didn’t kill people, we wouldn’t call them murderers. Super easy solution.
That sounds expensive
January 7, 2026 at 3:34 PM
That sounds expensive
Ugg, the very thought of it!
January 6, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Ugg, the very thought of it!
Your genomic data 😳
December 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Your genomic data 😳
You don’t need equipment to work out (crunches, pushups, lunges, etc). But now you have the added liability of a new piece of equipment for someone to potentially injure themselves on. Nice!
December 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
You don’t need equipment to work out (crunches, pushups, lunges, etc). But now you have the added liability of a new piece of equipment for someone to potentially injure themselves on. Nice!
I mean, didn’t YouTube tutorials already do that.
December 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I mean, didn’t YouTube tutorials already do that.