Sometimes Salt & Vinegar chips taste like Mayo when you first bite into them, and I don’t know how else to explain this.

My last bite of sandwich aligned with my last chip and wow, that’s a great feeling.
#millienialmilestones #imforty

Not me finding out only now that Luke Evangelista is cousins with Linda Evangelista.

I feel like singers of one hit wonders are now in corporate Zoom meetings and their fun fact is “I was in a band called The Script and we had a chart topping song called Breakeven.” And then they go about the day.

My mom just said “I’m 61 years old and have never felt like a real grown up.”

So it never changes, eh.

Travel me is very different.

Two mascaras? I need them both.

Hand lotion I bought a year ago and never opened? You’re coming with me.

Me: I’ll just go medium tonight because this place doesn’t mess around with spice.

Indian Restaurant I Ordered From:

My husband just said, “I have a funny joke but then I’d have to explain the Ottoman Empire to you.”

I just made a dip with a generic store brand sour cream and the consistency wasn’t as smooth as I wanted. In my head, I said, “that’s why I’m a Daisy brand girl.”

Who am I?

Planning a girls trip for my 39th birthday and I want to make goodies bags for everyone and all
I can think to search is “adult party favors” which won’t yield the vibe I’m going for.