Lemony Oatmilk 🇺🇳🇵🇭
@lemonyoatmilk.bsky.social
Lemon flavoured oat creature. Evil and gender. I am an eldritch horror inside your walls.
Aspiring writer. Currently working on The Kesslermont Uchronicles and The Sun Eternal.
My ideology? Y'all ain't really for how progressive it is >:3
Aspiring writer. Currently working on The Kesslermont Uchronicles and The Sun Eternal.
My ideology? Y'all ain't really for how progressive it is >:3
Leftist dating advice: just chill, be yourself, and be around people 🥰
Rightoid dating advice: SEXUAL HARASSMENT
Rightoid dating advice: SEXUAL HARASSMENT
December 22, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Leftist dating advice: just chill, be yourself, and be around people 🥰
Rightoid dating advice: SEXUAL HARASSMENT
Rightoid dating advice: SEXUAL HARASSMENT
Will really gotta give up his crush on Mike. That's his sister's boyfriend, that's crazy find another gay boy smh
#StrangerThings
#StrangerThings
November 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Will really gotta give up his crush on Mike. That's his sister's boyfriend, that's crazy find another gay boy smh
#StrangerThings
#StrangerThings
Everything about the Trump Administration makes me feel like I've accidentally woken up on Earth X
a woman in an orange shirt is standing next to a man in a blue suit and a man in a red suit with horns
ALT: a woman in an orange shirt is standing next to a man in a blue suit and a man in a red suit with horns
media.tenor.com
October 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Everything about the Trump Administration makes me feel like I've accidentally woken up on Earth X
American vegans be like: imagine a burger, but without the burger
October 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
American vegans be like: imagine a burger, but without the burger
I hate the people who thought they were getting cameo porn in the peacemaker finale.
LEX LUTHOR WAS THE FUCKING CAMEO YOU GREEDY IDIOTS!
#PeacemakerSeason2 is a character drama, not a cartoon.
LEX LUTHOR WAS THE FUCKING CAMEO YOU GREEDY IDIOTS!
#PeacemakerSeason2 is a character drama, not a cartoon.
October 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I hate the people who thought they were getting cameo porn in the peacemaker finale.
LEX LUTHOR WAS THE FUCKING CAMEO YOU GREEDY IDIOTS!
#PeacemakerSeason2 is a character drama, not a cartoon.
LEX LUTHOR WAS THE FUCKING CAMEO YOU GREEDY IDIOTS!
#PeacemakerSeason2 is a character drama, not a cartoon.
@byttenstudio.bsky.social when's the sunshine update coming to mobile
October 5, 2025 at 7:14 AM
@byttenstudio.bsky.social when's the sunshine update coming to mobile
Reposted by Lemony Oatmilk 🇺🇳🇵🇭
Always check the history books when you enter another Earth.
September 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Always check the history books when you enter another Earth.
Emily Blunt playing Mary Poppins is so funny to me because I associate her with action hero roles like in Edge of Tomorrow
August 29, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Emily Blunt playing Mary Poppins is so funny to me because I associate her with action hero roles like in Edge of Tomorrow
I wish we have robots that do the dishes and aren't connected to the internet instead of llms that do nothing of value.
August 17, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I wish we have robots that do the dishes and aren't connected to the internet instead of llms that do nothing of value.
Hot take: government officials should only wear modernized versions of their cultures traditional garbs. They shouldn't wear suits, that's lame.
August 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Hot take: government officials should only wear modernized versions of their cultures traditional garbs. They shouldn't wear suits, that's lame.
Galactus is WHAT????
July 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Galactus is WHAT????
What's the chances Ani is just Grok? Like they just recycled the code cuz they're lazy morons. Grok on hrt
July 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
What's the chances Ani is just Grok? Like they just recycled the code cuz they're lazy morons. Grok on hrt
Can't get over how Persephone married Hades, who is her uncle. And she is the daughter of two siblings already, so it's double incest. Why were the ancient Greeks like this y'all
Her family tree is a triangle
Her family tree is a triangle
July 11, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Can't get over how Persephone married Hades, who is her uncle. And she is the daughter of two siblings already, so it's double incest. Why were the ancient Greeks like this y'all
Her family tree is a triangle
Her family tree is a triangle
"Orc orc orc," said the seal
July 6, 2025 at 8:30 AM
"Orc orc orc," said the seal
TIL that coca cola was invented by a confederate soldier. I'm ever buying coke ever again...
June 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
TIL that coca cola was invented by a confederate soldier. I'm ever buying coke ever again...
Still can't get over how the lesson of the Minecraft movie is to stop playing Minecraft. Incredible. How did Mojang let this happen? Masterful gambit.
May 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Still can't get over how the lesson of the Minecraft movie is to stop playing Minecraft. Incredible. How did Mojang let this happen? Masterful gambit.
The worst part about liking Star Wars is encountering the people who make Star Wars their entire personality
May 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The worst part about liking Star Wars is encountering the people who make Star Wars their entire personality
The existence of Hera and Heracles suggest the existence of Test and Testicles
April 18, 2025 at 9:47 AM
The existence of Hera and Heracles suggest the existence of Test and Testicles
Certified Greek Moment
April 18, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Certified Greek Moment
Why didn't Lincoln just fly to the south and shred all the soldiers with his bare hands?
two blue cartoon characters standing next to each other with the words omniman where is he on the bottom
ALT: two blue cartoon characters standing next to each other with the words omniman where is he on the bottom
media.tenor.com
April 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Why didn't Lincoln just fly to the south and shred all the soldiers with his bare hands?
Scene 8 of Point Nemo is done😌 now at 23k words
April 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Scene 8 of Point Nemo is done😌 now at 23k words
April 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My favorite part of the Bible was when Karl Marx ordered James T Kirk to burn all he smartphones in Dallas Texas
April 5, 2025 at 11:29 AM
My favorite part of the Bible was when Karl Marx ordered James T Kirk to burn all he smartphones in Dallas Texas
Whenever a discord mod tells me that I've done something against some bullshit arbitrary rules, my eyes begin to only see red.
April 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Whenever a discord mod tells me that I've done something against some bullshit arbitrary rules, my eyes begin to only see red.
Just finished scene 7 of Point Nemo. Now at 21.7k words😌
March 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Just finished scene 7 of Point Nemo. Now at 21.7k words😌