I both love and hate holiday shopping. On one hand, it's fun, and I adore giving gifts. On the other hand, I hate how broke I am after the shopping is over. 🎁🤑😭

Did anybody ever ask why the woodchuck is chucking wood? And what is chucking anyway? Is he throwing it, like yeeting it somewhere? Why? Who told you to do that bro? Go eat some plants or something.

Never been so grateful to be working on a holiday - I get to skip family politics for another year.

First posts are always the most awkward posts.