We would have felt better for a time, but it seems like the humongous boil would still have been there. We’re drowning in pus now, but hopefully we’ll survive, it will get cleaned up, and people will decide they prefer a pus-free life after the experience

I think both meanings hit me simultaneously

Otherwise, 100% agree re: wtf Americans?

I can deal with both when it comes to weather, not with recipes. And centimeters mean absolutely nothing to me, even after most of my life in Europe.
GP: your waist measurement is x centimeters.
Me: Huh? Whaa?

We can already see what happened. People who say black is white will continue to close their eyes and scream

God save us from inadequate men

There you have a good starter list of whom to impeach and convict. Please use it. Thanks.
(From one of your constituents)

Bravo, Larry. Good cat!

Absolutely. Also messes with their gerrymandering

No, no, no. It’s really simple: Republicans can be armed but not Democrats

The kind of thing I’ve been thinking

A peace prize

Looks to me like Steve Miller is fascinated by tiny things

First get rid of your far right.
Then rejoin the EU.
No tariffs on tea.
Then might consider. Not keen on monarchies but a swift comparison shows yours is better.

As I say, it’s about literally murdering the “good”