Lena
@lenasmagickmirror.bsky.social
Wife 👑, Mom 🌻, Moron 🤡,
Cosplayer 🦸🏼♀️, Card Reader 🔮, Hostess With The Mostess 🍽
Cosplayer 🦸🏼♀️, Card Reader 🔮, Hostess With The Mostess 🍽
Tried explaining pointless tiktok drama to my MIL, ended up having explain the concept of "barking" to her 😅
October 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Tried explaining pointless tiktok drama to my MIL, ended up having explain the concept of "barking" to her 😅
Woke up today at 7:15am and was like "oh heck yeah, we slept in!"...and then I remembered that sleeping in used to mean waking up at noon 😫
September 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Woke up today at 7:15am and was like "oh heck yeah, we slept in!"...and then I remembered that sleeping in used to mean waking up at noon 😫
Pls enjoy this photodump of the previews we got back from our photographer from @sanjapan.bsky.social this weekend!
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#thefamilythatcosplaystogetherstaystogether
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#thefamilythatcosplaystogetherstaystogether
September 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Pls enjoy this photodump of the previews we got back from our photographer from @sanjapan.bsky.social this weekend!
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#thefamilythatcosplaystogetherstaystogether
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#thefamilythatcosplaystogetherstaystogether
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Met a Discord and Flutters at San Japan!
@doomgamer3000.bsky.social
@doomgamer3000.bsky.social
August 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Met a Discord and Flutters at San Japan!
@doomgamer3000.bsky.social
@doomgamer3000.bsky.social
First thing i told my husband today?
"Honey, I had a dream that I was an idiot."
"Honey, I had a dream that I was an idiot."
August 27, 2025 at 12:05 PM
First thing i told my husband today?
"Honey, I had a dream that I was an idiot."
"Honey, I had a dream that I was an idiot."
white man passing on traditions to his young
July 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
white man passing on traditions to his young
When discussing how customers make us mad at each other because they make us insane, my coworker said:
"Its like, can't let a hoe get between us"
I love my coworkers 😆
"Its like, can't let a hoe get between us"
I love my coworkers 😆
July 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
When discussing how customers make us mad at each other because they make us insane, my coworker said:
"Its like, can't let a hoe get between us"
I love my coworkers 😆
"Its like, can't let a hoe get between us"
I love my coworkers 😆
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[update] Identified: To fully fix bookmark creation, we will need to put AO3 in maintenance mode for a few hours. We'll be back once the fix has been fully applied.
Bookmark Creation Errors
To fully fix bookmark creation, we will need to put AO3 in maintenance mode for a few hours. We'll be back once the fix has been fully applied.
stspg.io
July 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
[update] Identified: To fully fix bookmark creation, we will need to put AO3 in maintenance mode for a few hours. We'll be back once the fix has been fully applied.
Watching my very white husband teach our 4-year-old to "throw it back" while said 4-year-old loses his mind laughing is exactly why I'm glad I didn't kms in high school 😆
May 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Watching my very white husband teach our 4-year-old to "throw it back" while said 4-year-old loses his mind laughing is exactly why I'm glad I didn't kms in high school 😆
We recently discovered that they make bath poprocks for kids' baths...
My husband as he pours them into the tub for our kid: "Haha, it's like we're seasoning him."
Me: 👀😖
My husband as he pours them into the tub for our kid: "Haha, it's like we're seasoning him."
Me: 👀😖
May 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
We recently discovered that they make bath poprocks for kids' baths...
My husband as he pours them into the tub for our kid: "Haha, it's like we're seasoning him."
Me: 👀😖
My husband as he pours them into the tub for our kid: "Haha, it's like we're seasoning him."
Me: 👀😖
Me to My 4-Year-Old Post Bathtime: "You smell like lotion." 😄
My 4-Year-Old: "I smell like bathbombs and violence." 🥰
Me: 👀🫢
My 4-Year-Old: "I smell like bathbombs and violence." 🥰
Me: 👀🫢
May 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Me to My 4-Year-Old Post Bathtime: "You smell like lotion." 😄
My 4-Year-Old: "I smell like bathbombs and violence." 🥰
Me: 👀🫢
My 4-Year-Old: "I smell like bathbombs and violence." 🥰
Me: 👀🫢
My Phone: "your network is unstable"
Okay, and? I am too, my network ain't special 🙄
Okay, and? I am too, my network ain't special 🙄
May 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
My Phone: "your network is unstable"
Okay, and? I am too, my network ain't special 🙄
Okay, and? I am too, my network ain't special 🙄
Im so out of it, that I almost called the disease you can get from mosquitos Malaysia...Its Malaria...Malaysia's a country...🤦🏼♀️
May 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Im so out of it, that I almost called the disease you can get from mosquitos Malaysia...Its Malaria...Malaysia's a country...🤦🏼♀️
Honestly, the only thing keeping me from committing sudoku rn is the fact that's the conclave of Cardinals is voting for the new Pope rn
May 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Honestly, the only thing keeping me from committing sudoku rn is the fact that's the conclave of Cardinals is voting for the new Pope rn
We went from talking about Straight People™️ to discussing our thoughts about the canonical races of Sonic characters 🥰 That's True Love for ya, baby
May 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
We went from talking about Straight People™️ to discussing our thoughts about the canonical races of Sonic characters 🥰 That's True Love for ya, baby
"Whats my type?
Thicc Mentally Ill Latina Women" - My Husband to Me, His Chunky Mentally Ill Latina Wife
Thicc Mentally Ill Latina Women" - My Husband to Me, His Chunky Mentally Ill Latina Wife
May 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
"Whats my type?
Thicc Mentally Ill Latina Women" - My Husband to Me, His Chunky Mentally Ill Latina Wife
Thicc Mentally Ill Latina Women" - My Husband to Me, His Chunky Mentally Ill Latina Wife
"Low So My Big Girl Can Get On"
April 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
"Low So My Big Girl Can Get On"
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Musk is trying to buy votes in Wisconsin. Resend this if you’re from Wisconsin and you’re not for sale.
Not satisfied with purchasing a Presidential Election to become co-President, Sissy SpaceX now wants to buy himself a Supreme Court judge in Wisconsin.
You can end his shopping spree, Wisconsinites! 🚫 💰
#VoteForJudgeSusanCrawford 🗳️ ✅ 👍
This is super important.
You can end his shopping spree, Wisconsinites! 🚫 💰
#VoteForJudgeSusanCrawford 🗳️ ✅ 👍
This is super important.
March 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Musk is trying to buy votes in Wisconsin. Resend this if you’re from Wisconsin and you’re not for sale.
"I like my bread like I like my woman, chunky, doughy, and a little brown"
-my very skinny, white husband to me his very chunky, Mexican wife
-my very skinny, white husband to me his very chunky, Mexican wife
March 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
"I like my bread like I like my woman, chunky, doughy, and a little brown"
-my very skinny, white husband to me his very chunky, Mexican wife
-my very skinny, white husband to me his very chunky, Mexican wife
"Nothing unkind said in the morning means anything."
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"Trains are my worst enemy!"
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The two best things I've heard all week
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"Trains are my worst enemy!"
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The two best things I've heard all week
March 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
"Nothing unkind said in the morning means anything."
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"Trains are my worst enemy!"
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The two best things I've heard all week
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"Trains are my worst enemy!"
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The two best things I've heard all week
My 4-year-old just saw a clip of Fred Flintstone and went "Momma! It's the Cocoa Pebbles man!" ❤️ Hes so fucking precious but also, I feel so fucking old lol
February 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My 4-year-old just saw a clip of Fred Flintstone and went "Momma! It's the Cocoa Pebbles man!" ❤️ Hes so fucking precious but also, I feel so fucking old lol
I really went from a "i don't negotiate with terrorists(toddlers)" parent, to a "okay, fine, ONE more episode of Clifford the Big Red Dog" parent 😅 I mean, at least my kid has good taste?
February 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I really went from a "i don't negotiate with terrorists(toddlers)" parent, to a "okay, fine, ONE more episode of Clifford the Big Red Dog" parent 😅 I mean, at least my kid has good taste?
I love that it wasn't my state's(TX) culture, or my parent's enjoyment of sports that got me into football 🏈 It was working in the restaurant industry, being surrounded by football fans and watching games while cleaning tables 😆
February 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I love that it wasn't my state's(TX) culture, or my parent's enjoyment of sports that got me into football 🏈 It was working in the restaurant industry, being surrounded by football fans and watching games while cleaning tables 😆