leo kalyan
@leokalyan.bsky.social
i like music & tank tops
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so much of what feels real is an illusion we agreed on.
December 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
so much of what feels real is an illusion we agreed on.
some people have a five year plan. i have a five minute window where i believe in myself aggressively.
December 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
some people have a five year plan. i have a five minute window where i believe in myself aggressively.
all my high school bullies are balding, with babies. i just keep getting hotter.
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
all my high school bullies are balding, with babies. i just keep getting hotter.
why do bollywood mums always get emotional when making chai? girl just add the elaichi and relax
December 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
why do bollywood mums always get emotional when making chai? girl just add the elaichi and relax
brown ppl don’t do PDA. we do subtle glances across crowded rooms & lifetime commitments.
December 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
brown ppl don’t do PDA. we do subtle glances across crowded rooms & lifetime commitments.
let’s be clear: racism, homophobia, transphobia, misogyny - none of those are opinions. they’re confessions.
December 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
let’s be clear: racism, homophobia, transphobia, misogyny - none of those are opinions. they’re confessions.
gender is not a spectrum. it’s a remix.
December 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
gender is not a spectrum. it’s a remix.
funny how straight men fear nothing except introspection
December 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
funny how straight men fear nothing except introspection
every british museum is basically a lost and found that never returned anything
December 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
every british museum is basically a lost and found that never returned anything
i didn’t choose the gay agenda. the gay agenda chose me. and i’m grateful!
November 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
i didn’t choose the gay agenda. the gay agenda chose me. and i’m grateful!
i’m not checking if your grass is greener. i’m too busy growing a jungle
November 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
i’m not checking if your grass is greener. i’m too busy growing a jungle
i used to think i was the strangest person in the world. now i know i’m just part of a secret species.
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
i used to think i was the strangest person in the world. now i know i’m just part of a secret species.
being queer means your taste in everything gets better. except men.
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
being queer means your taste in everything gets better. except men.
i don’t spiral. i descend the staircase dramatically
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
i don’t spiral. i descend the staircase dramatically
they’ll scroll ur entire page like a syllabus & won’t like a single thing. that’s a psychological disorder.
November 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
they’ll scroll ur entire page like a syllabus & won’t like a single thing. that’s a psychological disorder.
once you realise half the world has an IQ under 100, the news starts reading like a comedy.
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
once you realise half the world has an IQ under 100, the news starts reading like a comedy.
parents of gay kids being homophobic is wild. u literally manufactured the gay. ur the gay FACTORY.
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
parents of gay kids being homophobic is wild. u literally manufactured the gay. ur the gay FACTORY.
i don’t trust any adult who still confuses their/there. at this big age? u can’t be mixing lettuce & literature.
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
i don’t trust any adult who still confuses their/there. at this big age? u can’t be mixing lettuce & literature.
masculinity is a performance & i missed the audition.
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
masculinity is a performance & i missed the audition.
grace hits different when you could’ve chosen revenge.
November 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
grace hits different when you could’ve chosen revenge.
fun fact: the most violent DMs i get are always from people with ‘god first’ in their bio. truly holy behaviour.
November 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
fun fact: the most violent DMs i get are always from people with ‘god first’ in their bio. truly holy behaviour.
being brown & queer means u get good at layering – clothes, thoughts, lives.
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
being brown & queer means u get good at layering – clothes, thoughts, lives.
patriarchy taught men to hate women. experience taught women to hate men. only one gets called bitter.
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
patriarchy taught men to hate women. experience taught women to hate men. only one gets called bitter.
people don’t treat u how they feel about you. they treat u according to the storm they’re surviving
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
people don’t treat u how they feel about you. they treat u according to the storm they’re surviving
watching people rebrand hatred as a ‘difference of opinion’ is late-stage civilization energy.
November 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
watching people rebrand hatred as a ‘difference of opinion’ is late-stage civilization energy.