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Leo Lmao, Captain ACAB
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everything you have heard about me is true
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the bad posts will continue until morale improves
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i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen
May 31, 2025 at 2:29 AM
i made a poster to track my new year’s resolution to watch every best picture winner
February 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
i’m not a oregon duck fan but i am a fan of being drunk and being loud and this is an opportunity to do both of those things in public
December 8, 2024 at 1:52 AM
if a past lives type situation ever happened to me i think id kill myself
November 26, 2024 at 8:12 AM
bisexuality is the cool sexuality don’t ever let a schmuck on the internet try and convince you otherwise
November 26, 2024 at 1:25 AM
not gonna let bullshit affect me because i live in the greatest city on the planet and i have perfect taste and great opinions
November 20, 2024 at 3:07 AM
sorry boys, i’m going AWOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ANOTHER WEEKEND ON-LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
November 16, 2024 at 2:02 AM
we haven’t had a good baseball movie in a while. we need to get on that.
November 16, 2024 at 1:49 AM
can i log the andrew garfield chicken shop date on my letterboxd
October 18, 2024 at 11:19 PM
if all else fails i can always become a non binary barista
October 18, 2024 at 10:40 PM
another day working for the bene gesserit. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the pain box. buddy they won’t even let me fuck it.
May 6, 2024 at 8:17 AM
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I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .
February 6, 2024 at 6:14 PM
happy YCAMITCB day
November 13, 2023 at 8:02 PM
idk what an hd is but i have 80 of them
November 7, 2023 at 8:30 PM
i told your girl cool animal fact’s now that’s my girl
November 7, 2023 at 8:29 PM
sorry boys, i’m going AWOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ANOTHER WEEKEND ON-LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
November 4, 2023 at 1:01 AM
isn’t it weird how everything sucks and costs too much
October 27, 2023 at 6:16 AM
never stop posting
October 22, 2023 at 7:01 AM
life ain’t all grilled cheese and watching the wiggles
October 22, 2023 at 7:00 AM
sorry boys, i’m going AWOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ANOTHER WEEKEND ON-LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
October 14, 2023 at 1:01 AM
i <3 throwing things at moving cars
October 12, 2023 at 6:34 PM
rains out gains out
October 10, 2023 at 5:34 PM
sorry boys, i’m going AWOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ANOTHER WEEKEND ON-LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
October 7, 2023 at 1:00 AM
in this house we believe

bats are bugs
they weigh the last truck and rebuild the bridge
gravity only works if you’re going west
the sun sets in arizona
everything turned color in the 1950’s
there’s a guy in the atm
babies come from sears
October 5, 2023 at 7:03 AM
outside is such a big room!!!!
October 5, 2023 at 7:03 AM