I am having wine. Discuss my typos with wreckless abandon. I am having wine. Discuss... Stuff... Whatevs...

THAT is where I messed up. I pay my grandchildren in McDonald's. Those nuggets are becoming a NATSEC issue. It is the only currency I understand.

Everyone has that ONE Aunt Linda. My mom has 3 brothers. All 3 married a Linda. My mom's name? Linda. It ain't a West Virginia Thanksgiving unless you holler at Aunt Linda and 4 Linda's holler back... WHICH Linda.

Optimistic. Can Mikey J survive as Speaker for 2 years?

Oh to have all that $ and still be such a dipshit. He obviously thought that post was hysTERical. It made me jump like a penguin.

My dog would know and be chill but the cats would defecate in my cereal bowl to protest ANY sign of favorites. I had to cancel their socials as a preventative measure.

I will never forget how little it mattered that a lot of my fellow Americans took a look around (HELLO Texans) took a peek at the women they love and screamed "FCK HER" I need cheap produce. Oh. We get the majority of produce from Mexico and Canada? 25% tax? Cool. Cool.

Only if he recently received a pardon and I get to eat his cousin this Thursday.

Grandchildren lol.

Stop it. I am currently streaming the OG Trek and Kirk was one of my first crushes via syndication when I was a pre teen.

Eff 'em. I am loading up the home pantry before this nitwit jacks my weekly grocery spend for two up to $500 a week.

10 points for word creation.

This is the second post I have seen about Drake and Kendrick this morning. I am a 53 yo geeky white Nana who is hyper aware of this beef. I cannot wait to open a group discussion with my G Units at T Day dinner.

Most popular culture skips me but I for some reason am hyper aware of this beef. Team Kendrick.

I shop for 2 humans, 1 dog, 4 cats. I already have deep freeze stocked with meat. Canned goods pantry will be stocked for 2 years prior to inauguration of the dipshit brigade. Replenish and rotate during seasonal sales and plant massive garden. Canning and freezing like my mom taught me.

I am clueless but I always enjoy the tea.