Gamed my ass off in 2025 and still got buff.
Let's see what 2026 holds.
Let's see what 2026 holds.
December 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Gamed my ass off in 2025 and still got buff.
Let's see what 2026 holds.
Let's see what 2026 holds.
Love it when I go in a toilet and get to play, "What's That Smeared On The Wall?"
October 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Love it when I go in a toilet and get to play, "What's That Smeared On The Wall?"
I, uhhh, I send this out to, uhh, the uhhh, families and I guess peoples affected by that, uhhh, weird kid - y'know that manchild with the face too small for his uhhh head - yeah, uhh, this one's for that uhhh wretch
September 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I, uhhh, I send this out to, uhh, the uhhh, families and I guess peoples affected by that, uhhh, weird kid - y'know that manchild with the face too small for his uhhh head - yeah, uhh, this one's for that uhhh wretch
AI Chatbots?
I can't get enough ovum!
I can't get enough ovum!
September 8, 2025 at 8:22 AM
AI Chatbots?
I can't get enough ovum!
I can't get enough ovum!
Honestly incredible how much they've managed to weaponise a word they can't define.
August 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Honestly incredible how much they've managed to weaponise a word they can't define.
Asked my cat to quit scratching the grip tape off my board and he just kickflipped outta here smh
August 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Asked my cat to quit scratching the grip tape off my board and he just kickflipped outta here smh
Incredible combo of Artist, Track Title and Album Art 💯
August 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Incredible combo of Artist, Track Title and Album Art 💯
No idea who Lando Norris is but his piss tastes great!
July 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
No idea who Lando Norris is but his piss tastes great!
IT'S YER MINNNNGGGGE!!!
July 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
IT'S YER MINNNNGGGGE!!!
Oh buddy, big feelings!
July 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Oh buddy, big feelings!
The fuck you just say?
June 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The fuck you just say?
This morning, I find my jealousy somewhat abated 😜
June 28, 2025 at 9:10 AM
This morning, I find my jealousy somewhat abated 😜
✋ HOLD UP!
⌚ WAIT A MINUTE!
🤔 SOMETHIN' AIN'T RIGHT!
🧐 Let's talk about the length of this man's thighs...
⌚ WAIT A MINUTE!
🤔 SOMETHIN' AIN'T RIGHT!
🧐 Let's talk about the length of this man's thighs...
June 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
✋ HOLD UP!
⌚ WAIT A MINUTE!
🤔 SOMETHIN' AIN'T RIGHT!
🧐 Let's talk about the length of this man's thighs...
⌚ WAIT A MINUTE!
🤔 SOMETHIN' AIN'T RIGHT!
🧐 Let's talk about the length of this man's thighs...
Me: Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
Life:
Life:
June 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Me: Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
Life:
Life:
Weird, I had the uncensored book...
June 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Weird, I had the uncensored book...
Here, I've saved you a click.
The names are:
Forecourt
Anabolic
Shit Tuck
Cardboard
Grok
Tit Licking Milky Boy
The names are:
Forecourt
Anabolic
Shit Tuck
Cardboard
Grok
Tit Licking Milky Boy
June 3, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Here, I've saved you a click.
The names are:
Forecourt
Anabolic
Shit Tuck
Cardboard
Grok
Tit Licking Milky Boy
The names are:
Forecourt
Anabolic
Shit Tuck
Cardboard
Grok
Tit Licking Milky Boy
Don't worry, they've got their best boys on the case:
June 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Don't worry, they've got their best boys on the case:
I didn't know who this was so I looked her up:
June 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I didn't know who this was so I looked her up: