With all due honor and respect to the current head of DHS:

I am retiring the phrase "lipstick on a pig" from my lexicon.

From now on, I will use the Mumm-ra Gnome inspired phrase "botox on a scarecrow" instead.

I hope they are considering Article 112 of UCMJ. He probably gave illegal orders while shit-faced.

Who cares? We're making shit up to kill people. If it is good enough for them, I will

... And that's why we only bribe with dark money crypto.

They truly do try to stifle brilliant art through censorship.

I know, right?

Wow, Jeanine Pirro has really let herself go. I do understand though. Threads wouldn't let me post this video I stole from @sismethy.bsky.social

Holiday dinner with the Miller KKKlan.