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Leo Mairena
@leotheironrock.bsky.social
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Actor and kinda/sorta chef. Following me is like following paint dry.
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Me trying to process the whole thing
December 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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How I feel smoking a little bit of weed I found after this terrible weekend
December 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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I am a year younger than him, but I will continue to make old man jokes about him. I'll bake him a tray of these if he wins.
A plate of thumbprint cookies AKA old people cookies
December 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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They got a hold of Jerry Glanville's grits blitz recipe
Photo of 1977 Falcons defense, numbering the amount of players at the line, which is 10. Their opponents, the Bills, are somewhere near midfield.
December 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Me to that guy
Scene from Futurama with Al Gore shaking Frye and saying "You fool! You foolish fool!"
December 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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God, I wish I could watch this in my area. Need to see football gramps.
Monty Burns in old timey football gear. Similar to Phillip Rivers, he is also a grandpa.
December 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Me hearing Judas Priest during a truck commercial
December 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Made this last night, but became too sleepy to post it after I ate it.
Burger on a biroche sesame seed bun. White and yellow cheddar cheese along with bacon, fried onion straws, and BBQ sauce. Basically tried making the Burger King Rodeo burger from back in the day.
December 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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A lot of Cap stories, for some reason
A scene from the Simpsons with Bart as Conan O'Brien's guest. His quote has been edited to say "Sit perfectly still. Only I may kill nazis."
December 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Listen, I'm an S-tier Jimmy Buffett hater, but I would never have guessed he'd make me hate him even more 2 years after his death
Recently released photo of Jimmy Buffett and his wife (circled) along with Bill Clinton, Ghilaine Maxwell, and Jeffrey Epstein. Clinton has signed the photo above his head in what appears to be gold Sharpie.
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Hank Hill saying "I could smoke them little arms".
December 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Felt like working on my poached egg game. Leftover pulled pork, hash browns, and yum yum sauce instead of hollandaise cause I dont have white wine. Also ran low on the sauce, whatever. They tasted good.
Pulled pork Eggs Benedict. Hash browns on the bottom, leftover pulled pork, and poached eggs on top. Drizzled with yum yum sauce cause I didnt feel like making hollandaise. Garnished with green onion and cayenne. Different angle of pulled pork eggs benny. Hash browns, pulled pork, and poached eggs topped with yum yum sauce, green onions, and cayenne.
December 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Oh hey, its the Cobra Starship guy
Nothing Nice to Say comic by Mitch Clem Panel 1: Two friends browsing in a record store. Fletcher says "I don't get why people care about Cobra Starship. Blake responds "I think they're ex-Midtown". Panel 2: Fletcher says "Yes, exactly" Panel 3: Fletcher says "It can't be hard to be the worst band with 'Cobra' in your name, but it takes REAL EFFORT to be the worst band with 'Starship'."
December 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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A clown in a gun store looking at various guns in a case. He thinks to himself "laugh at me, will they?"
December 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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When the cameras stop rolling
Troy McClure and Miss Piggy from the Simpsons about to make out.
December 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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I can be totally super serial when I wanna be
Some fat ugly guy in a worn out denim jacket with patches posing in front of a DC Metro logo holding up the same logo upside down in a lame attempt to be funny.
December 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Me whenever someone mentions Pete Hegseth
Leela from Futurama sitting at a table and saying "that drunk?"
December 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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BAH GAWD, IT'S REPUBLICAN GONZALEZ!
Chavo Gurrero Jr in his Kerwin White persona. He is dressed conservatively with a striped collared button up shirt and has a green sweater draped and knotted up over his shoulders, arms akimbo in a suburban neighborhood.
December 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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He's right, too
THE BEST THERE IS. THE BEST THERE WAS. THE BEST THAT EVER WILL BE. Brett "The Hitman" Hart wearing the pink & black attack and sporting the gold.
December 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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My local arcade got Simpsons Bowling; they just need cheaper beer and food and I'd live there.
Title screen from Simpsons Bowling arcade game. Simple controls using only a trackball and single button. My score from my first game; game is very easy to play and complete. Perfect for drunks and children.
December 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Steak and eggs for my old man's birthday breakfast
Big cut of top round steak cooked in bacon fat with over easy fried eggs on top.
December 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Thought it was Gene
Gene from Regular Show; a sentient vending machine with a hat on.
December 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Did some more life modeling today. I feel like Rick Martel (minus giant atomizer)
Painting of yours truly in copper colored paint. Subject is wearing tri corner hat and a more or less Colonial era costume as well. Another painting of yours truly from a different angle and artist. In color; dark brown tri corner hat and red kerchief adorn the subject as he poses from a left profile angle. Easel and artist tools are below the painting. Various artists and paintings of yours truly in an art studio. The paintings are in various states of completion, but they all feature the subject in a tri corner hat and Colonial era style of dress.
December 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Monroe Yoder is modeled after Phil Lynott; no one except for Jim Jinkins can convince me otherwise.
The band from the Doug cartoon, The Beets. The lead singer/bassist is Monroe Yoder; he is at the center singing and playing bass in a very familiar stance. Phil Lynott, lead singer/bassist of Thin Lizzy. He is on stage in his signature pose playing his black Ibanez with mirrored pick guard.
December 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Gonna learn French the old fashioned way
Cover of Tintin comic "Le Temple Du Soleil". 1971 printing by Casterman. This is known as "Prisoners of the Sun" in English, but not the literal translation of the French title.
December 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM