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Leper Con @lepercon.bsky.social · 6d

I think I might rewatch that Civil War movie with Nick Offerman and jerk off to the ending.

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Leper Con @lepercon.bsky.social · 15d

The rapture actually did happen.

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Leper Con @lepercon.bsky.social · Jul 29

I am become swamp ass, destroyer of social lives.

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Leper Con @lepercon.bsky.social · Jul 25

It’s a game changer!
It’s a game changer!
It’s a game changer!
It’s a ga…

OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP! THE GAME ISN’T CHANGING AND THE GAME STILL FUCKING SUCKS!

Leper Con @lepercon.bsky.social · Jul 8

Yngwie J. Malmsteen used his middle initial so you didn’t confuse him with all the other Yngwie Malmsteens out there.

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Leper Con @lepercon.bsky.social · Jun 19

It’s my birthday I don’t have to wipe

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Leper Con @lepercon.bsky.social · Jun 16

Watching The Vampire Diaries and doing my man kegels

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Leper Con @lepercon.bsky.social · Jun 9

Eventually you just have to get up off that toilet and go face the world. (Please wash your hands first)

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Leper Con @lepercon.bsky.social · Jun 5

I had to delete a skeet about donating blood because it had a Type O.

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Leper Con @lepercon.bsky.social · May 28

touching ass > touching grass

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Leper Con @lepercon.bsky.social · May 27

Watching Judy Justice and tugging on my scrotum skin.

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Leper Con @lepercon.bsky.social · May 24

Best #startrek crew, wrong answers only

Photo of The Scorpions looking dead sexy

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Leper Con @lepercon.bsky.social · May 24

Well, I guess it depends on your definition of “explosive”

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Leper Con @lepercon.bsky.social · May 18

I’m going to go ahead and claim the title of “Cleanest Person in the World” right now because that shower was epic and there’s no way anyone is cleaner than me.

That being said, there will still be no licking my butthole. That’s not what it’s there for.

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Leper Con @lepercon.bsky.social · May 14

Me: doesn’t use AI because it’s a waste of electricity and bad for the environment.

Also me: inbox has 70k unread emails and I don’t unsubscribe because it’s a hassle

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