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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social
C. Bukowski
@lepetitoiseau.bsky.social
10K followers 1.9K following 26K posts
New York Chaos Queer, MD.⚕️
Swordsperson.⚔️
Dyke Devotee. Genderfluid. 🏳️‍🌈
Exhausted for many reasons. 💀

Banner Alt: Quark a piebald cat meowing. Profile Alt: A brunette person lying down wearing a black cutoff t-shirt.
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ONLY. TWO. HOURS. OF CRYING. OVER. BABY ANIMALS. A DAY! 💋
A black stick figure drawing of a person with a smile holding up an orange chancla getting ready to whack someone with it.
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Y’all know what’s just as cool as having your car stolen the week before you move? Finding out you have a raging sinus infection & out of control asthma two DAYS before you have to move. I feel like hot garbage water & keep wheezing. Fucking at my limit.
A colorful still photo of Mariah Carey wearing a silver sequins evening gown, a dramatic diamond necklace, and long, wavy perfectly styled hair while holding semi automatic pistols in each hand. She is in the middle of singing, probably hitting that G sharp, looking at the camera, while pointing a gun at the camera because the Queen don’t fuck around. You gonna mess with this multiple Grammy winning, platinum charting legend? She can take you out with either lead, a song, or both, bish.
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
A colorful meme of a brown alpaca with its mouth wide open with the caption: TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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When somebody asks for a new photo of me I send this.
A colorful photo of a large, tan potato against a black background with bruising and creasing in its skin which looks like a large frowning face.
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Just so you know, when you refuse to cuddle with me while I’m sick, this is who you’re ignoring.
A colorful photo of a tan and brown Fuggler doll standing up on its hind legs. It is covered with tan hair all over its body, with a dark brown circle beard surrounding an open mouth filled with small, human like deciduous (baby) looking teeth. It has small, black round eyes and small nubs on the top of its head for ears. It’s horrifically adorable.
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Frankie lahvs my closet, y’all.
A colorful photo of an adult, shorthaired brown tabby cat, just barely visible because she is tucked deeply in a portable wardrobe closet. Frankie’s eyes are barely open because she’s snoozing comfortably on a large shoebox, tucked under hanging clothes in the dark. Beside her is a large pair of black, gay boots.
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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When I have to spend more than ten minutes on a train I get dramatic and artsy.
A black and white photo of a shorthaired brunette person wearing thick rimmed glasses and a black baseball cap which has “Book of the Month” embroidered on the side in bold white letters. Charlie is looking away from the camera propping their chin on their forearm with a fatigued expression on their face.
November 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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A comfy Grumpy Pants is a Happy Grumpy Pants.
A colorful photo of an adult, shorthaired, piebald cat resting comfortably in a snuggly, cream colored blanket. Quark is on the precipice of sleep, her sage green eyes barely open, resting her chin on a soft lump of blanket. She has a black and white face, delicate white whiskers and a large, black freckle on her white nose.
November 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Life is short, y’all. 🫶💚
November 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Please be mean to me.
A colorful screen capture of an animated supervillain sorcerer: Skeletor. He has a skinless skull face, blue skin, is muscular as hell because he gets them gains, and wears dark purple hood with a matching attached leather harness because you know it’s how he gets down. He is pointing at something and the caption reads “Joke’s on you I’m into that shit!”, which is not a real quote from an episode of HeMan but is still funny as hell.
October 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Everything in this reality might be horrible, so cope how you can.
October 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Those magic words we all want to hear. 🤭
A screen capture of a conversation reading: Can I send you a sword With a smiley response of: 😳🤗☺️
October 16, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Of course I am. Of course I’m Uranus. 😭
A colorful image of the planet Uranus in space with the following: Your Result: Uranus You've been hurt by lies or fake friends, and it's left a mark. You want to connect, but it's hard to trust. You push people away to protect yourself, even when you secretly want closeness. More Quizzes
October 16, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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COME OUT HERE AND SHARE THE SLAW!!
A colorful screen capture of an animal crossing character in a green jacket standing in the snow facing away from the camera with a large speech bubble which reads: get back here lesbian.
October 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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¡Madre de Dios! 😶‍🌫️
A colorful screen capture of a group of school children from the cartoon series The Simpsons all reacting dramatically and panicking while pointing and crying with the caption: “Stop! STOP!! I’m already queer!”
October 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Did you post this?
A colorful meme of a white chicken smoking a cigarette with a caption reading: Yeah I’m poly… poly gonna fuck yo bitch
October 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Co-Star just coming for my guts today. God damn.
A daily horoscope from Co-Star reading: CO - STAR YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE No relationship is truly equal, but that doesn't mean you should accept less than you need. You've twisted yourself into knots trying to make someone happy. Stop. The silence after you voice your needs will tell you everything. If they respond with anger or withdrawal, that's your answer. Walk away without explanation. A friendship horoscope blurb sent to Charlie from a friend and mutual co-Star user of their horoscope reading: Charlie @bukovianstar • Pisces & Leo 1 Aquarius Charlie wants to be desired. Charlie's day at a glance: Anybody who gets to experience your love remembers it for life.
October 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Unsolicited lick pic.
A still capture from the movie Terminator 2, where an orderly wearing glasses and a white polo shirt is bent over licking the face of Sarah Connor, who is wearing white scrubs and restrained in place on a bed with her eyes slightly opened after being sedated.
October 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Quark has feelings about existing in the United States today.
A colorful image of an adult, shorthaired, piebald cat wrapped in an emerald green, fluffy robe. Just a bit of her green eyes are showing as she is drifting off to sleep, seemingly bored and unimpressed. She has a large, black freckle on her white nose and delicate white whiskers. She will stay in this position for hours, which is her right as an American.
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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If you drink dairy milk straight up, you are a corrupt science synthetic who will let aliens murder your crew. I don’t make the rules: milk is your fuel.
A colorful image of Ash, a science officer synthetic from the original movie “Alien”, with its head ripped off and its innards exposed, covered in a milk colored blood fluid.
October 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Marcus Garvey Boulevard, Brooklyn.
A colorful photograph of street art painted on wood fiber barrier construction fencing reading in bold white letters on a blue background: LIES ERODE TRUST.
October 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Joy is when yer Ride or Dies have that hilarious edge locked in and @gorl.gay has it in spades.
A screen capture of a text thread between two people reading: -I'm using one of my favorite fountain pens. Glad it didn't end up in storage. Hahaha. -i ate all the glue but in my defense that shit is yummy -Hope it wasn't Gorilla Glue or ya gonna get hairy knuckles. -not again 😩 (Bitmoji of Charlie B. laughing hysterically.)
October 2, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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Post something random or have an awful October.
A photo of the inside page of an adult, lesbian coloring book which reads: This book belongs to: __________________________________ (LESBIAN)
October 2, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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When the haters come at me trying to leave their shitty vibes anywhere near my TL.
A colorful screen capture of Angela Lansbury wearing a knit blue beret, a tan coat and a white and blue knit scarf with a pair of biking goggles down around her neck holding a package wrapped in brown paper standing beside a white haired woman. She is looking off screen with an incredulous expression on her face saying: “You’re not suggesting I take them into my house?”
October 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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My Energy:
A show still of Buffy the Vampire Slayer showing Faith, lying in bed with a betrayed facial expression while Buffy is sitting on the edge of the bed facing her. The quote she is saying reads: “You said that if you ever were going to do same-sex experimentation, it would be with me.”
October 1, 2025 at 6:21 AM