I totally thought that emoji meant it was locked before and I thought “DAMN Scott’s gettin’ pretty confident in his ownership of the the silly-yet-helpful newsletter lane”
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I totally thought that emoji meant it was locked before and I thought “DAMN Scott’s gettin’ pretty confident in his ownership of the the silly-yet-helpful newsletter lane”
I’m 0-3 at this lovely, easily accessible snakepit.
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I’m 0-3 at this lovely, easily accessible snakepit.
You got $38?! I only got $29!
DAMN YOU ZUCK
DAMN YOU ZUCK
November 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
You got $38?! I only got $29!
DAMN YOU ZUCK
DAMN YOU ZUCK
She tolerates it as long as the goldfish keep comin’
November 1, 2025 at 12:48 PM
She tolerates it as long as the goldfish keep comin’
I’m finally living that full size dream. Can’t wait to see the first face light up.
October 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I’m finally living that full size dream. Can’t wait to see the first face light up.
They ain’t ready for the nerds gummy clusters, you gotta build up their tolerance for next year.
October 31, 2025 at 5:26 PM
They ain’t ready for the nerds gummy clusters, you gotta build up their tolerance for next year.
well shit I can’t do that either
October 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
well shit I can’t do that either
why no slowskating
October 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
why no slowskating
Yes but the runner must be a fan picked randomly from the audience. Sure, it puts someone in scoring position, but it also ratchets up the hilarity quotient.
October 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Yes but the runner must be a fan picked randomly from the audience. Sure, it puts someone in scoring position, but it also ratchets up the hilarity quotient.
Follow up: if so, can I have $20?
October 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Follow up: if so, can I have $20?
Did you also receive $150M for this new role in media
October 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Did you also receive $150M for this new role in media