Leslie Burgoyne
@lesliethelawyer.bsky.social
A mom, a wife, a lawyer, a smartass, and a lover of the Oxford comma. (See what I did there?)
A lawyer lied to me about his client being in bankruptcy. Should I call him out on social media?
March 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
A lawyer lied to me about his client being in bankruptcy. Should I call him out on social media?
Is it just me or is Zelenskyy a hottie? 😍
March 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Is it just me or is Zelenskyy a hottie? 😍
I’m not watching the Oscars… but I do have an opinion based on the photos I’ve seen:
These women in this industry are not healthy. Being a size 2 or 0 is not normal or natural. Can we please see more size 12/14 movie stars, please?
These women in this industry are not healthy. Being a size 2 or 0 is not normal or natural. Can we please see more size 12/14 movie stars, please?
March 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I’m not watching the Oscars… but I do have an opinion based on the photos I’ve seen:
These women in this industry are not healthy. Being a size 2 or 0 is not normal or natural. Can we please see more size 12/14 movie stars, please?
These women in this industry are not healthy. Being a size 2 or 0 is not normal or natural. Can we please see more size 12/14 movie stars, please?
Mardi Gras festivities
March 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Mardi Gras festivities
Is there anything more wholesome than playing Mario Kart with your kid on his birthday?
February 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Is there anything more wholesome than playing Mario Kart with your kid on his birthday?
Sometimes, the best response is no response
January 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Sometimes, the best response is no response
The best part about being a member of the local bar association is not the free CLE… it’s the free lunch.
January 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The best part about being a member of the local bar association is not the free CLE… it’s the free lunch.
Sourdough keeping guard
January 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Sourdough keeping guard
I am out of the loop on almost everything
January 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I am out of the loop on almost everything
My love language is sending you pictures of my dog
January 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
My love language is sending you pictures of my dog
My vet’s office has dog costumes to play with while waiting
volume 1
volume 1
January 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My vet’s office has dog costumes to play with while waiting
volume 1
volume 1
My feed needs more funny animals
January 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
My feed needs more funny animals
Biggest a-hole award today goes to the landlord who called my clients kids school to try get her in trouble for not notifying them of a change of address.
January 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Biggest a-hole award today goes to the landlord who called my clients kids school to try get her in trouble for not notifying them of a change of address.
I will always put two spaces after the period
January 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I will always put two spaces after the period
My dad is in the hospital and I am feeling guilty for not being there with him
January 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
My dad is in the hospital and I am feeling guilty for not being there with him
Finally got around to working on a case I’ve been procrastinating for a month.
January 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Finally got around to working on a case I’ve been procrastinating for a month.
I had this f’d up case that I got resolved today
4 children of marriage, only 3 are the husband’s…
(Which involves a rebuttal of the presumption of paternity)
4 children of marriage, only 3 are the husband’s…
(Which involves a rebuttal of the presumption of paternity)
January 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I had this f’d up case that I got resolved today
4 children of marriage, only 3 are the husband’s…
(Which involves a rebuttal of the presumption of paternity)
4 children of marriage, only 3 are the husband’s…
(Which involves a rebuttal of the presumption of paternity)
Putting on a suit for a 5 minute status conference is such a waste. I shoulda worn jeans for this
January 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Putting on a suit for a 5 minute status conference is such a waste. I shoulda worn jeans for this
What’s your favorite palindrome?
Mine is taco cat.
Mine is taco cat.
January 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
What’s your favorite palindrome?
Mine is taco cat.
Mine is taco cat.
Imposter syndrome hits hard when opposing counsel finds a dumb error in your document.
January 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Imposter syndrome hits hard when opposing counsel finds a dumb error in your document.
Finally caved and downloaded this app. Just what I needed: another way to procrastinate and avoid my responsibilities. Weeeee 🤪
January 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Finally caved and downloaded this app. Just what I needed: another way to procrastinate and avoid my responsibilities. Weeeee 🤪